Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

im sorry sir

Put Me Back Of Sleep

thank you, Russian Spy Agent

Putin is really looking out for our personal growth and development huh

god, the russian government troll farm agents were actually really good at tumblr

maybe men would be more fun if they were more slutty and stupid and funloving

me having a depressive episode

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

why’d she resign

couldnt handle the truth

love wins

Kings

This is ideal

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

any cat born after 4400 BC can’t hunt all they know is roll on ground, snuggle, lick they paws, be pet, eat dry food and lie