ungodly hour

ok work christianity is very damaging to lots of people but as @marsincharge said and LOTS of other Black Americans keep telling y’all … white people straight up torched our churches, bombed them, attacked them, used them as shooting ranges (AND STILL DO LELKEK) just on the basis of us being Black christians it’s! Like, I’m sorry you were forced to go to church and I’m sorry about your issues with christianity but y’all are gonna stop lumping Black folks in with the very same people that would see us and the way we worship killed off entirely. Like, most of the Black churches down south have an entire history built on the fact that they were destroyed at some point by white supremacists! The church I grew up in was literally bombed out in the sixties, and there’s so many other churches that have had this same experience … So just! Be careful with how you talk about christianity and christians b/c a) There’s Race Involved and b) There’s Race Involved …

I'd like to make johnlock homophobically canon in 2021, I think it'd be fun to see the 221bitches go crazy again

would love to be one of hannibal’s normal patients. he’s not trying to convince me to murder or anything, he’s just showing me breathing exercises and writing out my zoloft prescription. i hear he’s a cannibal on the news and just go :( aw b/c now i have to find another psychiatrist and i had already gotten so comfortable with him because i made him laugh with a mento ewness meme i saved in my phone just for him

It's 2021... Why haven't we invented strap ons that connect to your nerves? Hmm???

Plasdick havers should be able to feel their partners' supersonic ushy gushy super soakers, this is just basic human righta

You're in her dms. I'm using echolocation to tell her about the wonders of my dark cave bc we're gay bats. We are NOT the same

white people will be like ‘is nobody going to misconstrue this Black person’s words?’ and then not wait for an answer oh my god

hoziers on the railroad, knocking in some wooden pegs or whatever, singing about how much he loves his baby, literally just non-stop like ‘GUYS I LOVE MY BABY SOOOO MUCH SHE’S SO FUCKING FINE AHHHHH’ and the other guys are like ‘please. andrew. phineas has a piece of metal stuck in his head, plEASE!’

?is she fucking the car?

not her getting that dodge dick … corolla cock-ry …

GNAWING AT THE NIPPLE PIERCING PLS I KNOW IT HURTS SO BAD

??? PREGANTE WITH CAR???

so if she gets an abortion does she go to a mechanic or?

oaur… diy

like four people in the span of maybe … five-ten minutes? girl …

its a special kind of unhinged to break your nose in a train station bathroom so you won’t get caught for serial murder

IDK IF SHE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CARBABY GETS TOO BIG TO HIDE?

the dad looks just like detective stabler from svu ….

i know it’s steroids he’s injecting but my first thought was ‘oh? he’s taking T?’

the inherent tenderness of a father shaving the head of his son (Who’s not his son but a serial killer who is taking his place to escape justice)

literally just realized it’s maybe heroin? idk what other drugs you can inject? ketamine??? do ppl inject ketamine?

NAUR DON’T LET HIM BE DEAD SHE JUST GOT ATTACHED TO HIM

dying to see this car baby ngl

criminalize french music

‘sir i have reason to believe your son is a wanted killer’ ’??? fuck you, how DARE you … not my boy…’

if you’re accused of identity theft just dance with the man you’ve grafted yourself onto ALSO OMG HER TUMMY IS SHE OKAY??

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homie got eggsema … has she considered moisturizing?

WAHH???? WAA A HHH??

figured the mom would find out lmfaooOOOOOO BECAUSE WHY NOT WHY NOT MORE STRESS

for personal reasons, i’ve decided this is a trans narrative it’s a metaphor its …

HIM SEEING THE TRUTH, LEARNING THE TRUTH AND IMMEDIATELY COVERING UP ADRIEN’S BELLY AND BREASTS I’M.

get my homie out of the mosh pit they’re carrying a CHILD

uh oh someone’s feeling gender neutral up on top of the fire engine

the white urge to gaslight people of color into thinking there’s nothing racist happening though we know WAY better than them

everyday u bitches prove that the reading curriculum is too lax