last of the giants

my mind is pregnant and it's thoughts

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

formative years? aren’t they all?

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.