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ANGEL THE SERIESĀ //Ā 1.20Ā "War Zone"
The most Angel answers of all time
03x07 | 7x21
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this withā" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

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I donāt know if I can watch The Odyssey. All these famous people looking like famous people is so distracting. Iāll be like trireme, thunderstorm, seamonster, āOh hi Matt Damon! What are you doing on this boat? Where are Ben Affleck and J.Lo?ā Next scene. āAnne, girl! Is that vintage Versace?ā Next scene. āZendaya, Tom. Greece is a lovely place for a honeymoon!ā
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ā100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one.ā
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Does not Cain from The Raven Scholar not also have this energy???
I feel Antonia Dodgson may also have seen my personal fave Disney film
browsing some dark romance titles for reasons (you know why) and ran into this in the blurb for The Ritual
what does it mean that they "require their blood in payment"? obviously it's a play on the idea of receiving payment in blood, but what do those words actually mean in that order? also and unrelated what the fuck do you MEAN the most powerful men in the world are a gaggle of college undergrads? Tyler from Intro to Psychology???
working at a university really makes any romance set among college undergraduates unreadable but ESPECIALLY the dark romances where they're supposed to be like sinister mastermind daddy doms. he's 20 years old dude. there's a good chance he doesn't know how to do laundry. I know a guy who was living in a house with 4 other dudes when he was 20 and they were all sharing one fork. that guy's not leading the college mafia.
I have undergrads who still ask for permission to swear and use the bathroom in non-classroom social settings. most powerful men in the world my ass.
male main character is doing the awful dark romance dirty talk schtick where he's like "gird your loins my little wombat... I'm about to do things to your pussy that would violate the Geneva conventions" and then he takes her to his room where it's just a mattress in the floor. it looks like this

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'When I look into the future, all I see is you. All I want is you.'
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They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event
literally love soooo much that throughout all five seasons of angel, this shot from buffy season three opener anne is the very first clip in the intro like awe #neverforgetyourroots and like. anne steele herself being in the ats finale is so full circle and awesome
āi liked it before it was coolā well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like āhave yāall heard of thisā
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I appreciate that we have reached the point in time where Joss Whedon and his fanboys get burned in romance novels.
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me āimagine the lion king but with sea lionsā he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it doesnāt matter that iāve told him 10 times itās the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
āhe canāt raise his kid over his headā
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