🐺 I Shall Attempt To Exist With Less Offense. 🐺

Every time I try to play TOTK, at some point I find myself stopped because I. Truly don't know how the fuck to put shit together. I just don't get it and it makes me feel stupid. I'd feel smarter if they had alternative ways to complete some of the puzzles without having to build a fucking weaponized roomba. There's gotta be a better way.

That's by far not the only thing I'm upset about but it's the one that most impacts the gameplay itself for me. The rest is just that the devs seemingly wanted everyone to completely forget about the Sheika and the Champions. Like mf.

Who is this bird child. Why is it so fucking annoying to access the champion abilities? Must Tulin blow all my shit off a cliff because he ran in front of me while I was trying to pick up a stupid fucking gacha ball?

Where is my Ravioli Bird

Was the thing about Zelda and the dragon meant to be some twist or reveal? I clocked it before I even started getting the memory things.

In BOTW the memories all felt very personal (makes sense they're Link's memories) but in TOTK they're.... Memory messages from the past?? Idfk man

Why did the routes of the dragons change you could have kept them in the middle map I DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE

I could stand most of the Korok puzzles in BOTW. They could be hard as fuck to find, some were annoying. Definitely not worth collecting them all unless ur a completionist but I vibes with it. The Koroks are cute and I like him little dance