A Beardiful Mind

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

i don't go here, but i love love love to see it

medieval lit is really fun. there will be a footnote that is like “nobody knows what the author meant there and scholars have been debating it for centuries” 

translator’s note: we have no clue bro

translator’s note: we’re sure this was hilarious in 12th century Somerset

translator’s note: again, we’re sure the scribe was the funniest guy in Plantagenet England and was getting all the tavern wenches but we can’t for the life of us figure out what he was talking about

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

Gatekeeping is so good and important

What's she saying in the photo

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

…Um.

I honestly think that Star Trek Discovery would be about twice as good if it had half the budget.

Oops, can't afford an action setpiece; guess we'll have to have a character moment instead. Oops, can't afford full facial prosthetics; guess we'll need to leave the actor's eyes and mouth visible while they deliver their lines. Oops can't afford an SFX shot; guess we can't have the turbolift go through a weird fifth dimensional rollercoaster network. Oops, can't afford an expensive gantry system; guess we'll have to actually hold the camera steady; etc.