Dinosaur Comics!

such is the nature of this mind-bendingly incredible reveal that one finds oneself beyond the reach of lower, or even mixed-case expression

minutes can happen with any sort of meeting, so the condo context t-rex insisted on supplying is entirely unnecessary.  these minutes truly DO feel like hours

if your nibling doesn't enjoy kool-aid sludge, simply offer it to another child, later adopting them as your own

i can always tell when i'm looking at a line segment that's ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don't think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME

YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID

tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode

and once i do learn it, i won't have to fix all my ME issues anymore!  plus i'll know how to work many a wood.  so clearly everyone wins

the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out "HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE" and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS

follow me for more pick-up advice, i'm something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i'm participating in this summer)

it's only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly

i'd tell you to walk it off, but you don't know how to walk, so - crawl it off!  oh, no crawling yet either?  uh... roll it off?

yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby "thyme", what of it?  it pairs nicely with his brother "horse"

and i don't have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it's not great

standing next to your own personal bespoke wario is cool because they honestly make you look GREAT

given the small size of our field we're also the worst there is at what we do, but we like to focus on the positive

how often are you getting pizza pie thrown into your eyes, dean?  dean.  dean i just wanna know why you assumed that was a universal experience

AND it's the perfect socially-acceptable excuse to cram ice cream sandwiches into your mouth as quickly as possible.  "i had to eat my ice cream sandwiches quickly because i was in the shower".  inarguable.  laudatory.  celebrated by all