my dad died about 15 months ago...
TELL ME WHY ALL HIS SINGLE FRIENDS ARE SHOOTING THEIR SHOT WITH MY MOM

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my dad died about 15 months ago...
TELL ME WHY ALL HIS SINGLE FRIENDS ARE SHOOTING THEIR SHOT WITH MY MOM

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“Why should Christmas get all the cool sweaters???” -Mabel Pines probably
#the miracle of the eight day fire hazard
The episode would end with it dangerously heating up after the final candle is lit. She would then have to throw it at the monster of the week, where it would erupt into flames like a deus ex machina IED. We would learn an important lesson about family or friendship or trust or whatever, and also probably something important about not wearing clothes with batteries in them. It would be immediately replaced by a glittery back-up sweater so reflective and shiny that everyone in a 20 yard radius would be blinded trying to look at it. I can see it in my mind
Like this
YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

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the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this
*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
Homestuck nation how we feeling
i am,,,cautiously optimistic i wont be mad if they choose to trim off alot of the fat because that webcomic is a MONSTER
Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"
Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"
Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"
Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"
I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.
ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself
No I’m still mad. I know exactly what the joke is I just don’t find it funny. We’ve had the right to our own bank accounts for 50 fucking years (that is younger than my mother) and currently the party in power wants to take that away from us along with bodily autonomy and no-fault divorce. They don’t want girls learning math they want them learning enough to run a household and keep buying shit forever and then have kids and never get an education.
When people make jokes about how girl dinner is eating less food or girl math is about getting discounts when you shop or I’m just a girl means you make poor life decisions and can’t take care of yourself, people laugh at those jokes. But most of the people who laugh at those jokes are not joining you in sisterhood. They are laughing AT you because they agree with the message you are communicating about women. They want to take your fucking rights away and you are making it easier for them with this constant fucking self-infantilisation. It’s a joke until the exact moment it’s not which is why it isn’t funny to begin with. We are ADULTS we are WOMEN not girls. “Girl math” is calculus. Fuck off.
everyone loves when subordinates put themselves down because that's where they belong. everyone loves when people they think of as lesser confirm their inadequacy with a smile and a giggle. it's so fun! it's so funny! no one really believes it of course, except for how if you contradict the natural order of things then all of a sudden no one's smiling.

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thinking about how at one point they were selling families of furbies
peak furby marketing idk why it didnt last
It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way
got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason
got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

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