Too many freaks, not enough circuses

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

i think the only thing wrong with some of us is that we’re being robbed of traditional jobs like woodworking artisans and witch doctors and being forced to like… write a cv and breathe stale air conditioner air when we should be barefoot hauling oranges from an orchard…

i will replace chatgpt

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

(to the tune of pink pony club) g-d what have you done / become a thief in the night / and a dog on the run oh mama

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

im always standing in contrapposto so that if any gorgons happen to gorgalyze me people will think im a renaissance statue