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“We ordered one for you a little while ago,” he offers, and Morgan nods gratefully.

“Thanks.” Morgan presses his lips together, and takes a sip. “I needed that. Did you guys still…”

And even though you had promised yourselves you wouldn’t, the table once again falls into a discussion about the last case. The depths of the human psyche, the darkest places people can descend into, the motives behind what they do. Your thoughts follow the conversation, but you’re far too aware of Emily beside you, her leg pressed flush against yours from hip to knee. Whenever Emily laughs, the sound seems to travel straight through your body, her movement becoming yours.

Emily turns toward Penelope and leans slightly closer to you as she asks, “Penn, were you able to finish the analysis of the network traffic?”

“Mostly,” Penelope jumps in, lighting up at having been given the opening. “The unsub was careful, but not careful enough. He kept bouncing between the hospital’s guest network and three different compromised devices, probably thinking that would make it impossible to trace him back to the original access point.”

Emily raises her glass. “But you found it.”

“Of course I found it.” Penelope gives her an offended look. “It took me six hours, three cups of coffee, and a truly unreasonable amount of swearing, but yes. I found it.”

Morgan laughs from across the table. “And what did it tell us?”

“That he’d been using the hospital’s system for months. Long before anyone noticed anything was wrong. He wasn’t just hiding his activity, he was using it to keep track of where people were.”

Hotch leans forward, his forearms resting against the table, his white shirt pulling across his shoulders. “So the access logs were never random.”

“Exactly. He was building a pattern. Times, names, locations. He knew when people were alone.”

“And if he was monitoring their movements,” Reid adds, already piecing the information together, “he could have been using the network data to establish behavioral baselines. Knowing when someone deviated from their routine would have made them stand out to him.”

Hotch’s expression hardens at his words. “And once he had them alone, he needed to establish control.”

“He made all of them beg,” you add, remembering the details from the case files. “Before he attacked them.”

Reid’s brow furrows. “That wasn’t just about humiliation. Making them beg would have reinforced the power dynamic he was creating.”

Hotch gives a subtle nod. “Which fits with everything else we saw. He needed his victims to understand that he was in control.”

“And the locations weren’t random,” you continue. “They were familiar places. Places where the victims wouldn’t think twice about talking to a stranger.”

“Which means they may not have been selected because of who they were,” Hotch concludes, “but because of when they became predictable.”

“That’s what I think.”

“Exactly.”

Emily’s breath brushes your cheek, and you catch the scent of red wine from her glass, mixed with the faint trace of smoke left behind from the cigarette she had smoked outside. Her perfume, no longer quite as fresh as it had been this morning, is sharp and floral. Beneath it, there’s the coconut scent of her shampoo, now completely overtaken by the stale, smoky smell of the bar.

You force your gaze toward Penelope, but the conversation is already beginning to drift away from the case.

“At least we can officially say it’s closed,” Rossi adds, raising his glass.

“To closing this case and to Y/N,” Morgan adds. “Who had to actually stand there and let the creep flirt with her.”

You groan softly. “Please don’t remind me.”

“I still think the worst part was the waiting,” JJ says. “You were standing there for almost twenty minutes before he finally approached.”

“Twenty-three,” Penelope corrects.

Emily’s gaze drops to your outfit, taking in the short skirt and low neckline before returning to her wine. “Twenty-three minutes,” she murmurs. “That’s a long time to spend standing around in that.”

You glance at her. “I thought the outfit worked.”

“It did.” Her eyes meet yours for a moment. “Very well, from what I remember.”

Morgan snorts. “You two are ridiculous.”

You bite back a smile, while Emily merely raises an eyebrow at him.

“I remember thinking you were never going to get out of there,” Penelope adds. “I was practically holding my breath the entire time.”

“You weren’t the one standing there,” you point out.

“Yes, you're right. Which is why I was suffering from a perfectly safe distance.”

The conversation drifts on, everyone adding their own version of how long those twenty-three minutes had felt, but you barely register it anymore. Emily’s laughter beside you draws your attention back to her, the sound traveling straight through your body.

From the corner of your eye, you notice her leaning back, taking in the table and nodding whenever someone directs a question her way. She exhales noisily and lets her hand fall into her lap, spreading her legs a little wider as she does.

You swallow nervously, daring to glance down at her long-fingered hand, the veins barely visible beneath her skin in the dim light of the bar. What you can see all too clearly, though, are the tendons standing out beneath her skin, something you never manage to look away from. Not when it comes to Emily.

The rest of the conversation fades into the background. Emily is so close that you can feel the warmth of her beside you, and all you can think about is how every subtle movement seems to register somewhere beneath your skin.

Her knee presses more insistently against yours as Emily adjusts her legs, and you instinctively draw yours together in response, seeking the smallest bit of relief from the emotions threatening to overwhelm you. Just a little friction. Just enough to take the edge off.

“Everything okay, princess?” Emily’s voice is right beside your ear, goosebumps breaking out across your skin as her breath brushes your neck.

“Of course, Agent Prentiss,” you reply nonchalantly, taking another sip of your drink.

“You sure?” she presses amused, and you feel the gentle pressure of her fingertips against your bare knee.

You swallow nervously, giving yourself away with the tiny twitch in your throat, and Emily lets out a knowing laugh.

“You do seem a little worked up, though, hmm?” she murmurs quietly, the others far too engrossed in their own conversations to pay either of you any attention.

“I’m fine.” You tilt your head, looking at her over the rim of your glass. “What about you?”

“Hmm.” Her fingertips become fingers, curling leisurely around your knee, her nails pressing lightly into your skin. “Yeah. But it’s been a pretty exhausting day.”

A barely audible sound escapes you, but Emily raises an eyebrow, and you seal your lips shut. Satisfied, she gives a small nod, the pressure of her hand against your knee increasing.

“Y/N, can you tell us a little more about your theory regarding the way he selected his victims?” Rossi asks, pulling you out of your little bubble.

You cross one leg over the other, hiding Emily’s hand from JJ's view.

“Of course.” You clear your throat, hyperaware of Emily’s hand resting against your knee, her fingers now beginning to creep dangerously higher.

Rossi nods, waiting.

“I don’t think the locations were the deciding factor,” you explain, forcing yourself to focus on the conversation rather than the warmth of Emily’s palm against your skin. “I think they were a means to an end. He needed places where he could observe people without drawing attention to himself. Somewhere he could establish routines before he approached them.”

“Which would explain why the victims initially seemed completely unrelated,” JJ adds, resting her chin against her hand.

“Right.” You nod. “He wasn’t looking for a specific type of person. He was looking for a specific type of opportunity.”

“And the moment someone broke from their routine, they became interesting,” Hotch observes, his voice perfectly composed, while all you can think about is Emily’s hand still resting against your knee.

You glance at her, but she doesn’t even look at you.

“That’s my theory,” you manage.

“Good theory.” Rossi lifts his glass toward you. “And annoyingly enough, I think you’re right.”

The conversation carries on, laughter coming more easily now that the exhaustion of the past few days is finally beginning to loosen its grip on everyone.

There’s nothing particularly remarkable about any of it anymore. No case files. No crime scenes. No bodies. Just your team crowded around a too-small table, talking about bad movies, terrible coffee, and whose turn it is to bring snacks into the office.

Eventually, Morgan gets up to order another round, disappearing toward the bar with several empty glasses balanced precariously in his hands. When he returns a few minutes later, he somehow manages to carry everyone’s drinks without dropping a single one.

“See?” he announces proudly as he sets them down. “Perfectly under control.”

“Give it time,” Rossi mutters.

Morgan turns around and tries to sit back down, only to find considerably less room than there was when he left. He attempts to squeeze himself onto the bench anyway, loses his balance, and ends up half-falling sideways, one leg still on the floor and the other awkwardly planted on the seat.

“What the hell?” he exclaims, grabbing the edge of the table to steady himself.

The entire table erupts into laughter. Morgan looks directly at Emily, then at you, his eyes narrowing accusingly before he turns toward the rest of the group.

“Prentiss. Y/N.” He points at the two of you. “You’re the only couple here. Come on, make some room. We’re all friends here.”

Emily raises her eyebrows, completely unbothered. “You could try asking nicely.”

“I am asking nicely.”

Emily considers him for a moment, then lifts her glass. “You’re really not.”

“Prentiss.”

She sets her glass down with a quiet sigh. “Fine.”

With a knowing grin, Emily slips an arm around your waist and pulls you onto her lap. Her hands settle on your thighs, and you suppress a startled sound as she shifts you lower against her.

You almost let another betraying sound escape, but a warning pinch to your thigh makes you stop, swallowing it down as you force yourself to simply enjoy the warmth of her beneath you. You shift a little, moving forward and back to make yourself more comfortable, and Emily answers with a low, nearly inaudible hum.

Two can play the same game.

“Careful,” she murmurs into your ear, her breath ghosting over the sensitive skin. “Otherwise, you won’t get to enjoy this tonight.”

Your breath catches, and you can’t help but lift your hips a little bit before settling back down again. You can feel the strap-on all too clearly between your thighs, the length of it pressing against your skirt, creating just enough friction to make you bite the inside of your cheek.

You force yourself to pay attention to everyone else, laughing at the right moments and responding whenever someone addresses you, carefully schooling your expression whenever Emily shifts beneath you. She, meanwhile, appears completely unaffected, sipping her wine and following the conversation as though you aren’t sitting comfortably in her lap.

You glance at her once. She catches you looking. The smallest, most knowing smile touches the corner of her mouth before she turns back toward Rossi. You immediately look away. Somehow, you manage to survive the rest of the night without giving yourself away.

An hour later the evening finally winds down, glasses emptying one by one as everyone begins to gather their things. Coats are pulled from the backs of chairs, empty glasses pushed toward the center of the table, and the usual goodbyes exchanged as you all spill out onto the sidewalk.

You and Emily decide to take a taxi home rather than walk the twenty minutes, settling into the back seat as the city passes in a blur beyond the windows. You’re far too aware of the warmth of her beside you, of her hand resting casually against your thigh as if nothing about the evening had been unusual.

The ride home passes quietly, and before long, the taxi pulls up outside your apartment. You and Emily make your way inside, the familiar comfort of home settling around you.

The door clicks shut behind you, and absolute silence greets you. All you can hear is your uneven breathing and the soft clink of Emily dropping her keys into the bowl on the console.

You start to slip off your high heels, but a hand closes around your wrist before you can, stopping you in your tracks. You look up.

“You have been a good girl tonight.” Emily smiles at you affectionately, brushing a loose strand of hair behind your ear. “You deserve a reward. Bedroom. Now.”

Arousal rushes through you, but when you reach for your shoes again, Emily shakes her head. “Leave them on tonight.”

You nod obediently and head toward the bedroom, your hips swaying with every step, acutely aware of Emily’s eyes following you, tracking every movement.

At the doorway, you pause, one hand resting against the white wooden frame as you turn back toward your girlfriend. You admire the confidence in the way she carries herself, love the hunger in her eyes, and think back to the warmth of her hands against your bare thigh, the way you had sat on her lap, the unmistakable pressure between your thighs. Anticipation pools low in your stomach as Emily gives you a small nod toward the bed.

You hurry to obey.

Standing before you, she slowly begins to unbutton her red blouse.  One button at a time, she opens it, revealing the black lace bra she bought a few days ago. Your mouth goes completely dry as her fingers slide beneath the waistband of her jeans, and you realize her hand is reaching for the strap.

Amused, she watches you and says, “Help me out of these clothes, will you, princess?”

Eagerly, you get to your feet, your legs unsteady, barely able to keep your balance on the thin high heels. You slip your trembling fingers beneath the fabric of her blouse, tracing your hands down from her shoulders until the blouse lands on the floor with a soft rustle.

Only a small light is on in the bedroom, bathing Emily’s pale skin in a warm, golden glow and catching in the dark strands of her hair as they fall loosely around her face. The contrast has always captivated you, the darkness of her hair against the luminous softness of her skin.

With your index finger, you trace the delicate strap of her bra upward, hook it beneath your finger, and give it a gentle tug. Then you release it abruptly, the taut strap snapping sharply against the bare skin of her shoulder, the sound echoing softly through the apartment.

Emily runs her tongue over her lower lip, then catches it between her teeth, biting down just enough to leave the damp skin glistening. You close the distance between you, kissing her softly. You reach behind her and undo her bra with one hand, earning an amused huff from Emily.

“Are you showing off, hon?”

“Maybe,” you admit cheekily, and Emily cups your face, her fingers tracing along your temples before slipping into your hair and gently pulling your head back.

“I love it,” she whispers, her lips swollen from kissing, and she tugs a little harder until you let out a quiet moan. “I love you. But now, undo my slacks.”

She presses you downward, her fingertips massaging your scalp as you slowly sink to the floor in front of her. Knees scraping against the wooden floor, the sting barely registering, you let your hands glide along the sides of her thighs. Your eyes linger on the belt around her waist, the buckle slightly off-center, just as you like it.

Your fingers find the buckle, and you carefully undo it, letting the belt loosen beneath your hands. Looking up with glassy eyes, you work at the button of her slacks. It pops open, followed by the zipper.

You wrap your arms around Emily’s hips, gripping the belt loops as you pull the black slacks down. You barely make it five centimeters, shifting them back and forth, before the strap springs free. It’s the blue one, your favorite one from your collection. She isn’t wearing any panties, just the black harness and blue strap. It must have been teasing her in just the right spot all night, because you can see the wetness between her thighs. You look up at her and grin, kissing her on the thigh, catching the scent of her arousal.

“How long have you been wearing that today?” you ask breathlessly as you help her step out of her slacks. Her hands steady themselves on your shoulders, tightening their hold when the silicone brushes against your face.

“You’d like to know, wouldn’t you?” One eyebrow arches, and her hand disappears into your hair again, pulling softly.

“Yes.” Your lips remain parted, and she pulls you up to your feet to kiss you.

You lose yourself in the passion of the kiss and barely notice as she slowly guides you backward toward the bed. Only when your calves brush against the mattress do you break the kiss and look at her questioningly.

“Since we were on the jet,” she murmurs against your lips, and you moan.

“What?” Your pupils widen at the thought of having spent hours sitting beside your girlfriend on the jet, Hotch and Rossi seated directly across from the two of you, all while she was wearing a strap-on and knowing she was going to surprise you with it later. “Emily.” Your voice sounds pleading, almost whiny, and she grins in satisfaction.

“Worth it.”

With those words, she pushes you onto the bed, lifts one of your legs, and runs her fingers along the bare skin.

A shiver runs through you as she rests your foot over her shoulder, her hand briefly closing around the delicate heel still on your foot, before she lowers herself onto the bed, slowly, deliberately, waiting. Her fingers work their way upward inch by inch, pausing at your knee before cautiously moving beneath your skin-tight skirt.

“This outfit drove me crazy all day,” she admits, playing with the hem of your skirt. “That undercover mission was a real challenge for me. Seeing you like that. Watching you flirt with our unsub. Watching him look at you. But knowing that tonight, you’d be kneeling in front of me. That was torture.”

Her fingers slip away from the fabric, and you spread your legs a little wider so her hand can slide up between your thighs. “And I can tell you couldn’t wait for this either, could you?”

“Yes, Emily,” you nod, licking your lips, one hand on your breast, the other wrapping tightly around her leg as it presses against your hip, grounding yourself against her.

Emily doesn't waste another second and skillfully presses her fingers against your clit, drawing a low moan from you. She moves her fingers up and down your panties, feeling how wet and warm you are, how ready for her.

"Then I won't keep you waiting any longer, hm, Princess?" she asks you with a smile on her lips as she pushes your panties aside. She runs her fingers through your slick folds, coating her fingers with your wetness.

She presses your legs farther apart until your skirt rides up to your hips. The tip of the strap presses against you, teasing you, but you only have eyes for Emily, who’s looking at you so lovingly that you pull her toward you to kiss her.

Emily’s teeth dig into your lip, and with her fingers she guides the strap against your entrance, dipping the tip in and out of your drenching pussy. As you can barely take it anymore, she fills you inch by inch, a loud moan of pleasure escapes your lips. Her hips keep moving forward until the full length has disappeared inside of you.

“So needy and ready for me. Right?” she husks against your hot skin, leaving feverish kisses along your jaw.

“Yes, yes,” you whisper between heavy breaths, “I need you...”

You look at her through your hooded eyes, closing them when she hits a particularly sensitive spot inside you, before saying, “All of you.”

Emily doesn’t hesitate for long. She slows down the pace of her thrusts and presses her thumb against your swollen clit, which is already throbbing with pleasure. “Everything okay, Princess?”

"Yes, like this." You squeeze your eyes shut, overwhelmed by the rush of arousal surging through you, making your toes curl. Emily stops moving, and you open your eyes in frustration. "Please, don't stop."

"Look at me," she commands, and you obey.

Her hand slides up your leg, still resting over her shoulder, but otherwise she doesn’t move. Impatiently, you shift your hips, but Emily holds you tight. She presses her lips against your calf and covers your skin with tender kisses. The sensation sends a shiver through you, your heart racing as you struggle to keep your eyes open, but Emily gently bites your leg. “What did I say?”

“I’m supposed to look at you,” you manage, swallowing as her tongue glides over the teeth marks she left on your leg.

"That's exactly what I said," she murmurs, and as you stare at her intently, she adds, "That's my good girl."

The praise pools between your legs, and just as you’re about to say something in response, she thrusts deep inside you and circles your clit again, causing your eyes to roll back in pleasure. But now Emily won’t stop, and the room is filled with the squelching sound of your pussy and the slapping of Emily’s hips against your thighs.

As your legs begin to tremble, she lowers your leg and draws you closer by the hips, penetrating you so deeply that you let out a throaty moan.

“Too much, Princess?” Her voice drops low, her free hand digging more firmly into your hip.

“No, no,” you manage to say, your voice choked with pleasure as you see stars, “Don’t stop. Please.”

"I’ve no intention of stopping. After all, I’ve been waiting all day for this," she growls, thrusting faster and faster.

Your chest rises and falls in quick, uneven breaths and Emily knows exactly how close you are to reaching your climax. A wicked grin settles on her face as she slowly slides out of you. Your body is twitching in anticipation and when Emily uses the tip to spread your wetness over your clit, you cry out, caught somewhere between pain and pleasure.

"Em," you plead excitedly, staring at her with wide eyes, "Please."

“Please what?” she asks, amused, as you try to move farther down the mattress, trying to sink the toy back inside you.

Emily’s hand shoots forward, fingers digging harshly into your hip as she holds you in place. “What do you want me to do?” There’s a defiant edge to her voice, rough and smug. At her tone your pussy clenches around nothing.

“Please,” you whine, “Fuck me hard.”

Hunger darkens her expression, her pupils blown wide until there’s barely any color left around them, and less than two seconds later the full length of the strap fills you once more, pressing against the right spot inside you.

“Fu-uck,” you cry, and Emily’s thumb circles your swollen bud faster, more firmly.

Just as your whole body begins to tremble and a flush spreads across your cheeks, neck and stomach, Emily grabs your hair and uses it to pull you up from the bed. With both arms, she guides you to the edge of the bed, pressing you tighter against her chest and thrusts deep into you at a new angle.

“Oh my god,” you gasp, and you dig your nails into her back until you leave marks.

“Touch yourself,” she instructs you, and your hand moves without hesitation.

Every part of you is tense, and it takes you less than three thrusts from Emily to reach your orgasm. Stars dance before your eyes, and you shake in Emily’s arms as she continues to thrust into you, slowly, gently, until you’ve come down from your high.

You laugh freely, blowing your hair out of your face. Your skin is damp with sweat as you look up at Emily. A grin spreads across her face before she leans down to press a kiss to your forehead.

“Damn, Em,” you whisper flustered, “You really liked my outfit, didn’t you?”

“Hmm. Very much so, but especially the thought that you only belong to me,” she replies, gently lowering you onto the bed as she slides the strap out of you. You whimper at the sudden loss.

Emily’s fingers glide over your puffy folds as she lowers herself before you: "And now it’s time for me to kneel before you, Princess."