Queer As Fuck

*male artist voice* this is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. so like, Alice is on drugs, belle has Stockholm syndrome, jasmine is a terrorist and sleeping beauty is getting plastic surgery. it’s super cutting edge as you can see

also look out for my new greek goddess paintings, including ‘naked white woman with helmet’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’ and who could forget ‘naked white woman with slightly bigger boobs and a rose’

also stay tuned for my seven deadly sins paintings, including such classics as ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie in a bed’, and my personal favourite ‘naked big breasted woman looking at you, the viewer, lustily’

I’m screaming this is exactly it tho lolll

Don’t forget to check out my latest project called ‘millennials’, where I critique society’s obsession with technology through a series of paintings such as ‘people in suits staring at phone screens which are sucking their souls out’, ‘white woman takes a selfie as the world burns around her’, ‘teenage girl photographs a shipwreck and ignores the drowning passengers in favour of choosing an Instagram filter’, and finally ‘image which bluntly reminds you, the viewer, that you too are a slave to technology, as you are viewing my artwork through the medium of a screen, completely ignoring the fact that I made all these paintings on a computer and uploaded them to Deviantart myself’.

every time i check back on this post it keeps getting better

As someone who takes AP art at a very white very rich quite liberal school… y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e

Also: here’s Pikachu but realistic, by which I mean it has a lamprey mouth.

i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”

The Ministry of Sweet Tricks

#yer a cool guy harry

Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harry’s utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy “I think you must have made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a cool guy”

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

This is getting better and better.

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

Old movies had the best special effects

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

@jurassicparkandrecreation

@shepfax

This post just gets better and better with time

chuck e cheese’s full name is charles entertainment cheese and he was born february 5, 1943 in new jersey

i know this sounds like a shitpost but you can google it. it’s on his wikipedia page.

you can tell that a coming out storyline was written by a straight person if one character says to the closeted character “its 2017″ as if homophobia ended when macklemore died in that thrift store. sorry to break it you karen but homophobia still kills lgbt+ people in the year twenty seventeen lmfao

i wish frogs were real

sorry

it’s ok

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

This is amazing

@ ppl who r pretty ,,, whats that like

I’d love to say “I’m not watching this” but i see Jack Black dressed like a Safari Man and I can feel my wallet struggling to open inside my jeans please help theres nothing in there but cobwebs and a single canadian quarter I cannot afford this

I’m sorry I can’t. No Robin Williams, no board games, wtf is the point of this shit?

This actually isn’t even a reboot, it’s being classified as a sequel from the information I found. Hell, it’s also called Jumanji 2.

Idk about you guys but I’m so down for this???

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Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

There’s something satisfying that the OP account is deactivated.