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idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

my sister lives with a cat named squangela

I'm sorry WHAT

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after going down a mathematical rabbit hole trying to calculate how much semen would be required to exceed the capacity of their home town's storm drain system. Their expertise isn't less real for how it was acquired. I can only assume they have a fake answer lined up when job interviews ask what inspired them to get into the field, because can you imagine.

You know, I never did ask.

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

pawing at you for attention maturely and in such a way as to command your respect