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a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

whatever i’m the only person on this website anyway

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry