He was my gay thing

a grocery store sheet cake that says "Sorry we made your post about Heated Rivalry"

shane and ilya’s ibiza honeymoon hotel room is literally going to look like the scene in twilight breaking dawn part 1 when bella wakes up and the entire bed is just completely destroyed

it must be hell to be rachel reid right now imagine you got your start on ao3 and now fast forward you're trying to write this third hollanov book that you've been struggling with for a while and the whole time you're aware that every fanfic writer in the goddamn world is putting up their own version and dropping 90k masterpieces in 2 months while you've been working on that thang a year. the temptation to look or not look would be excruciating

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

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my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

they will kill you for having fun on the internet