You Sir, Too Sir? Welcome To The Grave!

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

in america they force their buffalo to drink red bull and then harvest their newly grown wings for consumption

i'm revoking the USA's "gun country" label until one of you can hit the broad side of a fucking barn

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

who up downwarding their spiral

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

when i was younger some wires got crossed so now a fistfight and sex are one and the same to me