watch how she brings me back to life

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

If you're coinless just proclaim it

I am lacking and coinless

like if you don’t want to smoke weed with amelia earhart that’s a personal problem that i don’t know how to solve for you