Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

ive watched this 50 times already

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG