just a weird little guy

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

Encounter: the Radish Imp

the parasocial relationship formed with your favourite stall in your workplace bathroom

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

a vampire stroking your hair lovingly as they ease their fangs into your neck. you agree.

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch