7% Philosophy

"The only things I ever need help with are the same things that I'm afraid to ask for help with"

"I'm not even productive in my sleep" Lazy ass dreams

"Accountability is for other people" I'm looking at you, basically every politician out there

"We're #1 at being dumb" Best in the world! USA! USA! USA!

"I'm subject to subjectivity" It's a completely object fact

Like post on a regular basis

"Do you set yourself up for failure, or does failure set you up for yourself?" The burning existential question

"Why can't you be more like the person I envision you to be?" This whole thinking you can have your own personality thing is getting tiresome

"If life gives you lemons and a lemonade stand, then it probably wants you to get a job, you lazy bum" I'm really just talking to myself here

Glerp

"Fudge is Not to be eaten lightly" Remember these words as we head into the holiday season

"Why are allowed to question my beliefs, but I'm not allowed to question yours?" So I have to just accept that vaccines contain Bill Gates' DNA encoded microchips, but you can't accept that Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster are cousins by marriage?

"We're in a never ending cycle of stupidity and dumbification" It's a vicious cycle

"My brain is an asshole"

"If only my dreams lived upto real life" 'Dream big' they said, but they never said not to dream too big

"The only thing we have to fear is fearmongering itself" And chupacabras

"When is a word not a word? When it comes out of my mouth" What do you mean I mumble?