Celebrating Pregnant Men of Color

BINGO – BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

Join us in Recreation Room 4 for weekly Bingo!

Winners will receive a bonus hour of physical gratification with a pre-selected member of staff.

(Reminder: Yelling "bingo!" without a win will result in revocation of stretchmark cream for 2 days.)

PAINTING – BUILD A BELLY

Join us in Recreation Room 3 for "build-a-belly!" Surrogates can decorate their bellies with stickers, glitter, and paint.

(Reminder: Surrogates will be hosed down after, no paint or other containments allowed in medical wards.)

MEDICAL REMINDERS

If your oxygen intake monitor is blinking red, alert a nurse.

Daily blood draw compliance is mandatory. Missed draws will result in reduced recreation time.

Any unauthorized birth outside designated delivery areas will be classified as "Disruptive Expulsion" and non-reportage will result in disciplinary action for entire ward.

CLEANLINESS IS COMPLIANCE!

A friendly reminder from Sanitation Officer [REDACTED]:

Do not attempt to detach your nipple cups during daily milking. If suction is not turned off, this could result in injury or spilt milk. Infractions will result in delay in daily milking sessions.

Stay hooked up. Stay safe.

MAINTENCE BULLETINS

Communal Showers 3 through 6 will be closed today for maintenance, due to structural damage.

Surrogates are cautioned not to engage in sexual gratification with their peers in the shower area. Further, surrogates are reminded that shower heads and pipes are not designed to handle excessive weight, do not hang or lean on them.

NOTICE: UNAUTHORIZED GAMES

The following activities are not approved for recreation:

"Guess the Fetal Count" (Causes emotional distress)

“How Far Can I Lean Forward” (Causes premature labor)

“Suck The Belly Button?” (Inappropriate)

Participation in banned games will result in personal gratification privileges removal.

THIS WEEK’S BIRTH RECORDSS

Surrogate S145-193P: Gave birth to sexdecuplets (16) over 32 hours of labor

Surrogate S145-117R: Gave birth to octodecuplets (18) after only 5 hours of labor

REMEMBER:

"The swelling is not a burden. It is the sound of a nation growing. You are full. You are vital. You are needed." ~ DRC Central Command

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ADDENDUM – RECREATIONAL ATTENDANCE

DRC, Facility Operations Command, Compound Oversight Unit

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: Reduction in Recreative Participation

To: Director [REDACTED]

While all activities listed above remain officially voluntary, attendance is increasingly mandatory as engagement metrics continue to drop. Compliance Officers have noted that most surrogates, after the first week of gestation, show little interest in group activities and prefer private stimulation behaviors. While this aligns with the expected rise in prenatal nymphomania all surrogates experience, it is also a waste of resources for our morale officers to pan.

Beginning next cycle, we will be deprecating the morale department and transferring all personnel to activities that support self-gratification activities for surrogates.

REQUESTED SUPPORT MATERIALS

1. Personal Relief Devices

Handheld or bedside-mounted vibration devices designed to help surrogates manage spermic pressure, stimulation urges, and muscular restlessness.

2. Lubricant Gel – Medical Grade

Non-scented lubrication gel, safe for internal and external use, compatible with most materials. Aids in reducing irritation during frequent intercourse.

3. Visual Distraction Content

DRC-approved pornographic videos designed to stimulate emotional arousal. Filmed encounters from other paternity compounds would be ideal.

4. Rotational Operator Contact

For surrogates physically unable to complete relief routines unaided, trained Physical Comfort Technicians should be rotated in to assist with physical gratification. Each session should not exceed one hour unless medically necessary.

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