i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

NOBODY HELPS ME

Look textually Idk where it would be, but it is very sweet

does it have to be textually there? it was in this production and it was awesome

we are learning a lot about tumblr today

oh no

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

Unfocused Cereal

sensitive rice

Migraine Grits

Distraction Donut.

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

Panic Cheese

Dread Tiffin

Despair Mint

Insomnia Lucky Charm

Deterritorialization Strawberry

Lethargy sandwich

Constant Stress Salmon

Anxiety Iced Tea

Mood Swings Red Bull

@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real

Aww Tiffin is a grandchild of the Tetrarch, that’s cute!

anhedonia crackers goat cheese & za'atar.

Avoidant Pasta

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears

Always funny when memes get reused so much that they end up just going back to the original message

"it's not a monkey it's an ape" is so funny because. apes are monkeys. and then you'll hear someone like "i know phylogenetically yes but thats not how it's colloquially used." but like. clearly it is. someone just used it.

but also to the original point. when you "correct" someone that an ape "is not a monkey"... on what authority are you doing it? like there's no scientific information being conveyed, you only have old linguistic perscriptivism to fall back on. your pedantry is hollow.