Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

sometimes I think about how Wymack made the foxes because he never wanted another kid to go through what he did only for his own son to qualify. and then i stare into the sun

anyways, I'm still so angry over that Deadline article about Disney nuking Ncuti Gatwa's era of Doctor Who because of "woke" (not even kidding), because they received "overwhelming" feedback that the show was "too woke" for international audiences. It will never not piss me the fuck off how woke was/is literally aave for being politically aware that's been so co-opted by white establishment conservatives that this bastardised co-opted colonised concept of "woke" is now weaponised against Black people, people of colour and other marginalised people to justify casting us down and out. A literal fuckinf alien was played by a Black gay actor and old white people lost their shit and now a 60 yr old show is basically dead because some white people hated they weren't being directly pandered to. I'm never not gonna be pissed the fuck OFF

Hey, people in the comments who said I was wrong about the show being dead because I could see the writing on the wall months ago....well, now there's the official announcement. I really hope that no one ever forgets that Doctor Who was cancelled because of anti-Blackness, racism, and corporate greed.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

broken kind of iconic bc by all accounts its intended purpose as a spinoff audio drama was to fill in the gaps of how jack and ianto got together and kind of smooth over the completely insane relationship development in the show where eight episodes in they just kind of throw it at you that these two are fucking on the clock and have been for an unspecified period of time. but in practice it just establishes that ianto is somehow even more of a freak than ever thought possible. let's just go through the chain of events here real quick. tries to kill himself. a week later decides to let an evil alien from outer space murder his boss. like five minutes later has a change of heart and goes back to save his boss from the evil alien from outer space. is entirely convinced that his boss is going to kill him for leaving him to die at the hands of an evil alien from outer space. gets in a car with him anyway. when it becomes clear that his boss is not in fact planning to execute him immediately jumps to "we should make out". and it works. absolutely unmatched. happy pride month.

I know, I know, I’m an annoying millennial. But every time I see people making fun of Shane’s suit I just want to bang pots and pans and yell, “It’s period accurate! He would be on best dressed lists!”

@funnier-when-objectum

took off my headphones because the teen librarian and the assistant manager are gossiping about our manager bc the manager isn't here today

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

nothing in the world is mundane someone spent years of their life studying and thinking about culverts and building upon the countless work of others and our historical collected knowledge of fluid dynamics and construction materials just so that your shit doesn't get flooded all the time and you dont even think about it! have you ever considered the culvert really? and its like. fucking everything is like this

i wonder how much of Daisy's spying is really just her relaying to Garth Shu's gossip

I feel like Christ's "adultery of the heart" and 'removing-body-parts-that-cause-sin' lectures were given as examples of why thought-policing is so infeasible...