a cult of sadness

you can kinda just put whatever in your butthole and it'll work out fine. pretty cool feature.

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

all sex is oral

35/100

I can remember the exact moment during quarantine that we seemed to shift into a totally different reality and literally every single aspect of everyday life started feeling haphazardly thrown together to scam us. It was when Biden started slurring his words during a September 2020 debate with Trump and was like “When? In Shuly?” (probably trying to say “in July?”), then people made memes about him saying “inshallah?” and then the fucking Democratic National Convention “confirming” that he had said “inshallah” and framing it as a representation win for Muslims. That and when they started charging one hundred trillion dollars for the shrinking groceries and talking about “nobody wants to work” when everywhere was being maximally understaffed