a cult of sadness

at least jack antonoff is also suffering right now, small universal consolation

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

the greatest unsolved technical problem of our time: creating a way for office workers to convert a document to a pdf

my inner qualities will carry the day in the third act. but here in the first act they're worth fuck all

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Super cool part of my life is being victimized in new and increasingly horrible ways and realizing that there will never be a version of me that others will find sympathetic

I say "realizing" but I have known this from a pretty young age because everyone was just such weird shits to me, but well-meaning people insisted on trying to convince me that I was merely doing "negative self-talk" or "limiting beliefs". But reality proves me right over and over again :-)