a cult of sadness

Before influencers were a thing teenagers would base their entire personalities around Strong Bad emails

4 billion people will die in the last half of the 21st century. Our blood will boil within our skin and we will die standing in water and die sitting in the shade. It was nice having tumblr to grow up with, I owe you all my taste, my loves, my art, my friendship.

Everyone needs to be 10000x more critical of me NOW

Army of Me is such a scary song because I know I don't have it in me to survive a Björk attack...........

They'll sap your body of its strength, those blankets... And as soon as you succumb to the bed, the pillows will tear what little consciousness you have to shreds.

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

British people have more respect and sorrow over dobby than any actual victims of colonialism and slavery

People commenting that the dobbys grave story was a hoax as if that makes this statement any less true in general

This statement was already true a decade ago

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon