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This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

MY FATHER BLED FOR THIS GUILD WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE TUTORIAL. YOU SMURF ON HIS VERY BONES.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

you know how sometimes you put honey on cheerios i was thinking putty jelly instead and its on peanut butter cereal instead

Scar Tissue That I Wish U Saw

watching american commercials rn why are they all about fast food or medicine

oh fuck yum

beer before spider hurricane spider

i only care about spider