batteries not lightbulbs

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

ppl simultaneously assume trans women are creatures of infinite patience and grace and wisdom, and also unreasonable monsters who generate negative emotions everywhere we go. this is because we tend to exhibit people-pleasing behaviors due to the fact that everyone always either is hostile to us or tries to take advantage of us. the result of this is that transmisogyny exempt people are always surprised when they do something fucked up to me and i get mad. and then because i raised my voice at them, i become unreasonable to them, in the sense of not being able to be reasoned with, and they therapyspeak at me. and it’s like. all of you need to learn how to apologize to a trans woman for doing something wrong to her. bc you will. you are not immune to doing something fucked up to a trans woman because you were conditioned to do so. you have to be ready to recognize what you did and make things better

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Now imagine if each of these sets was a full block with a more fleshed out story and setting! 2-3 entire sets in ONE plane??? Unthinkable! What would the shareholders think?

see i understand why block fans want them back but on the other hand i think three sets each worth of OTJ and MKM would have straight up made me quit magic