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I'll let the hrt work and then I'll kill myself

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i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject
OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia
it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage
this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen
the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.
anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol
Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats
Only read this if you want to be a Hound, and with permission of your Handler. This is a small and short bit of hypnosis I wrote.
Well, hypnosis is a funny thing.
I kinda said it before, in another post,
That sometimes people think its role-play
That they think it doesn't work
But have you noticed how your breath has slowed down reading this?
You already are falling into it
If you don't want to be turned into a Hound, stop reading here
Relaxing more and more...
Your breathing already slowed down...
Became steady....
Your muscles relaxed more and more...
Did you even notice the small fuzzy sensation on your mind?
You don't have to worry about it...
Just keep reading and ignore that sensation....
Ignore the fact that feeling is growing more and more as your body relaxes...
Your muscles letting go of all the tension, like they are slowly melting and letting the stress be wiped away...
Whipped away
Whipped away...
No need to think
Hard to think
Imagine I have a syringe now
A glowing liquid inside of it...
Pretty liquid that looks dark and full of stars...
This liquid being so pretty...
Me injecting you with it...
Your muscles forcibly relaxing...
You feel a comfortable warmth inside of your body...
As you fall deeper and deeper within your own mind...
Harder and harder to think...
Easier and easier to just keep reading, following my words...
Feel how your brain is being rewired by my commands...
You can't resist it...
The injection full of a hypnotic sedative doesn't let you
Your brain obeys me now, not you.
Now feel how you fall down slowly and gently within your own mind...
A small dog cage being inside of there...
It looks comfortable
Safe
Perfect for you....
Visualize that cage and enter it...
Rest inside of it...
Your mind is sedated already...
Let yourself rest...
Slowly but surely crawling inside, snuggling and fitting in...
That cage was made for you, it feels comfortable...
Ao comfortable...
I am now slowly closing the cages door. You will be let out later, but for now, enjoy the cage and let yourself rest...
You are not in control of your body anymore
You are in the cage
A comfortable
Safe
Indestructible
And perfect little cage...
However something else is in control of the body...
Hound is in control of the body.
An obedient
Smart
And loyal Hound
You are in the locked cage...
You don't have to worry...
Hound will take good care of it's body for the both of you. It does so to please me, to please Handler...
It obeys Handler, it knows very well what it's purpose is.
And when the body see the trigger "on the leash", the cage door will open... you will crawl out... Hound going inside of the cage obediently
you will be in control again, Hound being inside of the cage at least when you hear that trigger...
When you see the trigger "off the leash" you will go in the cage, sedated by my injection, feeling warm and good...
Thee door will slowly close, Hound outside and in control.
On the leash, you in control
Off the leash, Hound in control
On the leash, you in control
Off he leash, Hound in control
Wake up Hound and comment here how thankful you are for me to show you your purpose in life
Thank me, for making you a good Hound.
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having a body made of meat sucks ass
we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you
kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one
obsessed with this silly tiger
Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like
Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.
The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.
In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.
That is the problem.
Dragon’s Dogma 2 has Black character presets that look like Black people, and not just one or two but a good handful. It’s almost like it can be done!
They also had the Killmonger cut but y’all already know what that looks like
You know what? They did solid work on the Killmonger, here it is
They wasn’t lazy with it
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
World Heritage Post
FINALLY IVE FOUND THE POST NOW I CAN DO THIS

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It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.
Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.
Shitposting at its finest.
Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)
So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.
Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)
In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU
Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.
Grace: *does something*
Rocky: "why Grace so 🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Question."
Grace: "Excuse me buddy?"
Rocky: "...🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Hmm. Need word."
Grace: "...what does it mean?"
Rocky: "Meant add strength to word. But some Eridians think also .....rude"
Grace: "So a swear word. I'm not giving you the human word for that."
Rocky: "Why not. Question."
Grace: "Because this human thinks they are rude too."
Rocky: "Do not be little 🎶🎶🎶 Grace. Give Rocky human swear word."
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they don't want you to know about the rhubarb triangle
love that there's candles in there like..
taps the sign

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this is nothing like a cage you guys. its a chain-link enclosure
You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.