There's no goddamned point

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Need to find whatever the irl equivalent of being a hound is and do that.

all of these notes forgetting that entire sports and fandoms exist around professionally beating the shit out of other people

Buhurt. HEMA. The three styles of olympic fencing (much more accessible than the former two). You can pretend your helmet/face mask is a muzzle.

fuck! I forgot you can't just do whatever you like when you get older :(

Need to find whatever the irl equivalent of being a hound is and do that.

all of these notes forgetting that entire sports and fandoms exist around professionally beating the shit out of other people

@otiksimr hydrate

au where hes saying all of this at once

the best part about this image set is that it’s all different frames of the same scene so i like to imagine that he’s running away, saying all of it just for emphasis

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

So, listen, I'm not usually the "did a squid write this" guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren't dangerous and also aren't very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

Squid is made for hugging. Let squid hug baby, tentacled good for hug baby…