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Every day I try to kill the part of my brain that cringes and every day I get a sample of typical allocishet kink.

And every day I see an American go out of their way to minimize the wars that are being put on in the middle east by complaining about gas prices or whatever they're feeling.

It was a whole chicken and it couldn't even be fully submerged into the pot because of its girth

How in the hell is this all going to get eaten

A third onion is needed

I have used all of the celery and carrots we had for this

Four cans of condensed soup, A whole chicken stewing for broth for 6 hours, Three onions seven carrots and an untraceable amount of celery, all of our peppercorn, enough salt to dry over the red sea, a pound of egg noodles dry, and a lot of listening to hatsune miku.

Who wants some?

PLEASE

WHY DOES IT LOOK SO AMAZING

The malicious stew

It genuinely looks so good though you should be glad I don't know you irl because I would be coming to your house and eating all of this.

You could not possibly eat all of this I have so much. Friends are for getting rid of your soup mistakes and bonding over a warm bowl of the soup mistake.

Please let me try to eat it all I've been eating only college caf food for so long

There's like an approximate 3.5 gallons of this stuff.

I COULD DO IT. ASH IM STARVED

You would die. Nobody who eats as much noodles as they can come out alive.

Bbbut I'm so hungry... Ash I can take it... Pleaseee

Live to eat another soup. I'm limiting you to two bowls in one sitting.

*cries* *falls over*

Hey, don't cry. Two bowls of homemade from scratch warm chicken noodle soup until you're better, Okay?

It was a whole chicken and it couldn't even be fully submerged into the pot because of its girth

How in the hell is this all going to get eaten

A third onion is needed

I have used all of the celery and carrots we had for this

Four cans of condensed soup, A whole chicken stewing for broth for 6 hours, Three onions seven carrots and an untraceable amount of celery, all of our peppercorn, enough salt to dry over the red sea, a pound of egg noodles dry, and a lot of listening to hatsune miku.

Who wants some?

PLEASE

It was a whole chicken and it couldn't even be fully submerged into the pot because of its girth

How in the hell is this all going to get eaten

A third onion is needed

I have used all of the celery and carrots we had for this

Four cans of condensed soup, A whole chicken stewing for broth for 6 hours, Three onions seven carrots and an untraceable amount of celery, all of our peppercorn, enough salt to dry over the red sea, a pound of egg noodles dry, and a lot of listening to hatsune miku.

I have filled two of the biggest pots in this house with chicken noodle soup

why are you making so much soup

Had a big chicken. Had extra cans of ingredients.

I have filled two of the biggest pots in this house with chicken noodle soup

I have done nothing but make chicken noodle soup for 5 hours

I want to lie down and die rn but there's soup to be made

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

after all at day fuck gamestop i in me my need penis tell the this to trade we you

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

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