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“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Me as a mousegirl in a 90s r&b girl group: I get so weak in the cheese I can hardly squeak

And my heart starts beating triple time, with thoughts of brie and bleu on my mind

thank god for the color pink . green also

thank material conditions for our eyes being able to perceive the colors pink and green

no one knows why pink and green are good

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

are you a hamburger

Yeah man

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

give that tgirl hugs until she isn't afraid of touch, btw

This is transfeminism!

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child