whoa

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

Is there a reason they are all about water or apples

complete accident.

Are you sure you aren’t a horse

trots away from you....

this is why white people don’t know where Sudan is

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

it is my job to feel immense fear

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing.

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard