the evil scientist said he likes studying me more

they used insecticides all near my complex DIE DIE DIE I HATE THIS

i got my groceries for this week delivered because the period pain is being unusually cruel to me and the markup wasn't too bad. and the guy went to the wrong door which was confusing but fine and he had to scan an item in the app which idgaf about i'll wait i have nothing going on. but after i found him he kept being like "please i am sorry just forget the mistakes please still rate me 5 stars" and i felt so bad for the guy like he has no way of knowing but dude i would rate you five stars unless you spat directly in my face on purpose i promise. its rough out there i won't do anything to hurt you.

found a dead guinea pig outside my apartment :( poor fellow i dont know how you got there but i hope your life was happier than being on the ground outside implies

had like 1.5-2 glasses of red wine last night im so fucking hungover and i only got a little buzzed 😭