the evil scientist said he likes studying me more

they've cancelled deltarune part 5 to funnel all remaining funds into producing a lancer themed bouncy ball

someone false dialled 911 FOUR TIMES AT WORK one of the confirmation calls went to voicemail i hope to god they dont come

yuuup cops came cause the 3rd call happened simultaneously with the 2nd. doooooope

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy