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The ultimate battle to the death!

The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!

I only got one “MUNDAY!” so these are for you wonderful anon!

1. What is you middle name? Renée

2. How old are you? 17

3. What is your birthday? July 4th

4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer

5. What is your favorite color? Yellow

6. What’s your lucky number? I really like the numbers 2, 4, and 12

7. Do you have any pets? Yes, Tiger and Griffon my cats, Sonja and Bruce my dogs, and Ivan and Kuro my fish!

8. Where are you from? I was born in Texas and the south will always be my home but I’ve lived in the Chicagoland area of Illinois most of my life so I consider myself from there

9. How tall are you? I’m not entirely sure. Last time I measured I was 5′6″, but I’m pretty sure I’ve grown taller since then [the goal is 6′3″ lmao that ain’t happening]

10. What shoe size are you? I’m about a 7, 7 ½ in men’s and in between an 8 ½ and a 9 ½ in women’s I think

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Two pairs that I consistently wear all the time [I’ve talked about this before], a pair of boots I only use for Russia cosplay, and maybe one or two more pairs of shoes that still fit

12. What was your last dream about? It was about the Avatar: The Last Airbender characters. It was Sokka and Katara and the Water Tribe fighting the Fire Nation. Zuko was there, in ponytail form, and he kidnapped Sokka thinking he was actually his dad, Dakota, the chief of the Southern Water Tribe. When Zukko found out he captured the wrong guy Sokka made fun of him. After a while of bickering between the two Katara showed up to save Sokka, but she was too late because they already ended up becoming friends. [I ship Zukka so this was a wonderful dream for me lol]

13. What talents do you have? I can draw pretty well in my opinion, and really I can make anything look aesthetically pleasing [to my own personal aesthetic]

14. Are you psychic in any way? Lol no

15. Favorite song? Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley [I swear to goodness I didn’t know it was a meme until a month or two ago. My ex told me to crush me because it’s literally my jam. When we were dating I sent the lyrics to her whenever I heard it]

16. Favorite movie? The Man from U.N.C.L.E. starring Armie Hammer and Henry Cavill [I recommend this to all RusAme shippers, it’s fabulous]

17. Who would be your ideal partner? A girl who will laugh at all my jokes no matter how stupid they are, try my food when I cook for her [and I will cook for her, it’s a given if you date me], try to make the relationship equal so I’m not the one doing everything, and just generally be a happy and fun person, I’m not too picky. If I can talk to you for hours about gay anime shit I will automatically love you forever.

18. Do you want children? Not really, but if I marry someone in the future who does want kids I guess so. They’re just so expensive and it doesn’t seem very rewarding. I’d rather spend that money on traveling around the world.

19. Do you want a church wedding? If my fiancée absolutely positively no exceptions wants to get married in a church then sure, but otherwise I want to get married at the house my grandfather built. It’s a waterfront property on the Gulf in Florida, three acres of absolutely beautiful property.  Everyone else on my dad’s side of the family has gotten married there including my parents and I want to continue the tradition.

20. Are you religious? Not really. I’m not atheist, but I don’t really believe in anything either. If there is a god or something out there then great, but I’m not going to worry about it.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes. I was born in one ;)

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope! I might want a job in law enforcement some day so I need to keep my record clean.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yes, Michael Phelps, and an old hockey player for the Blackhawks. I don’t remember either though because I was really young.

24. Baths or showers? Showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? One black and blue sock and one pink and black sock [I have not worn matching socks since I was seven]

26. Have you ever been famous? Lol no

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Lol no

28. What type of music do you like? All kinds! Except rap, hip hop, really repetitive pop songs or dubstep, I’m not a big fan of those. Literally my playlist has classic rock, heavy metal, pop, screamo, dubstep, country, classical, jazz, everything you can think of. I do really like classic rock, alternative rock, and dark pop though, those are probably my favorites.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Lol no

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? It depends. I own like fifty so they’re all on the bed until they fall off, then they’re dead to me. Once every single one has fallen off I put them back on the bed again and start over.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I don’t know, I’ve never seen myself sleep? I fall asleep on my side [it’s interchangeable I don’t have a favorite] or flat on my back and I always wake up in funky positions. I move around a lot in my sleep. Like how do people stay in just one spot??? What are you, a rock?

32. How big is your house? Pretty big. I’m not entirely sure what the square footage is but I know it’s too big for my family. It’s really hard to keep clean all the time. But lol I live in a suburban neighborhood so don’t think I live in a mansion or anything, it’s just really big for me compared to my childhood home.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? A doughnut and some flavored water, that’s all my school sells for breakfast that I like.

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, I love it! Shooting is fun, especially outdoors when the sound doesn’t reverberate off the walls and make it twice as loud like in a gun range.

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes, I used to be pretty good at it! I haven’t done it in a while though so I probably suck again.

36. Favorite clean word? English: Awesome Russian: Blin [pancake] German: Nilpferd [hippo] French: Patisserie [pastry shop]

37. Favorite swear word? Russian: Cyka [bitch] German: Arschloch [asshole]

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? About three days

39. Do you have any scars? Yes, a bunch from my cats [don’t worry they were all accidents my cats have never purposefully tried to hurt me], one from a giant splinter I got what I was eight, and a big crack in my head when a kid three a golf club at me when I was three [don’t worry that was also an accident

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Actually yeah. My long time friend used to have a crush on me, then I told him I wasn’t into guys and he was like oops haha and now we’re best friends lmao

41. Are you a good liar? Yeah. I’m too good of a liar for my own good, it’s really easy for me to get out of stuff with me parents.

42. Are you a good judge of character? No. All my past girlfriends were depressing black holes that sucked me into their drama and treated me like garbage despite me trying to do everything to make them happy

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yes, I can. I try to do different accents all the time [even before I got into Hetalia]. I have a really good British accent [I also have a good London accent], and according to my mom [who is friends with a few Russians] I have a good Russian accent. I think my Scottish accent is okay right now but I’m working to perfect it. My Italian accent is alright, I have a mediocre Australian accent, and any other accent I try turns into a Russian accent. And even though all my family is southern and I’m in the south all the time, my dad even lives there, I can’t do a Southern accent to save my life.

44. Do you have a strong accent? I think I have a midwestern American accent, if that means anything to anybody. According to all my cousins [who all have light southern accents, they live in Florida] I do sound funny when I talk. They always get me to say things they think is funny. They especially love it when I say Wisconsin. I pronounce it “wis-cAHn-sen”, putting the emphasis on the AH part. Let me know how you say it, if it’s different from how you say it or not. [I’ve been thinking about doing the accent challenge? I’ve seen it circling around tumblr, let me know if I should do it next Munday!]

45. What is your favorite accent? My favorite accents are deep Russian accents. I love them, especially the way they roll all their Rs! And I really like British accents too, they’re fabulous.

46. What is your personality type? I’m a pretty happy person, I like to be as positive and encouraging as I can. It’s hard though, when the world is full of so much low self-esteem and depression. I can relate with depression, I had it when my parents were going through a separation, but I can’t relate with low self-esteem. I think I’m frigging awesome and I don’t care who says otherwise.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Um, I don’t know? Probably my Russia cosplay coat, that costed seventy dollars.

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep! I can to the hotdog roll up thing and the triple roll clover thing!

49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

50. Left or right handed? Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders? No, I don’t really get why people are? You’re one billionth times the size of that puny thing, you could crush it with your pinkie [unless you like in Australia, then bless your soul]

52. Favorite food? Favorite food to make or favorite food to eat? Right now for my favorite food to eat, see the question below. But to cook! I love making muffins. They can be quick and easy and they’re always fun and taste great! It’s hard to mess up muffins.

53. Favorite foreign food?  Right now it’s sushi. I went to a really good sushi place a few weeks ago and I’m still not over it [But seriously, I’m a cook, it’s really hard for me to pick a favorite food, and I love to make food that isn’t American, especially Asian and Eastern European dishes, so this was a hard question to answer! I might not have been able to if my mind wasn’t so set on eating sushi right now]

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I am the most organized person you will ever meet, but only when I want to be. Laziness gets the best of me a lot so I won’t clean up even though I need to. But when I clean I clean, there is no in between for me. It’s all or nothing.

55. Most used phrased? Right now I say “That’s fabulous” or “So fab” a lot, but it changes every month

56. Most used word? Awesome and blin

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Anywhere between an hour and five seconds, it depends on what time I wake up in the morning.

58. Do you have much of an ego? Probably. I mean I think I’m pretty humble but I soak in attention and compliments like a sponge, not to mention I have zero self esteem issues. I don’t know if actually having self esteem makes me egotistical but if it does then do be it because screw self doubt I’m awesome.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Both. First I lick them for a really long time and if I start getting bored of eating it I’ll bite it and chew it.

60. Do you talk to yourself? Doesn’t everybody?

61. Do you sing to yourself? Only when I have nothing else to do, like when I’m in the show [lmao] or waiting for somebody in shop class to get done using the saw I want to use [it’s so loud in there no one can hear if you sing]. Or when I’m jamming out to some tunes [especially my fave song –see #15– I’ll scream that at the top of my lungs whether I’m alone or not]

62. Are you a good singer? Probably not

63. Biggest Fear? I used to be deathly afraid of red pens, I actually cried in math class once when the teacher made me use one to grade, and I had a panic attack in English once when a teacher was using one and projected it on the board. I’m not anymore though. Now I’m not sure what my biggest fear is.

64. Are you a gossip? Lol no, I’m not a twelve year old girl

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? The Matrix Trilogy? Eagle Eye? Alien Trilogy? Idk, I like thrillers.

66. Do you like long or short hair? Short. I hate long hair on myself.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yes! Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware New Jersey New York New Hampshire Vermont Maine Massachusetts Pennsylvania Maryland Illinois North Dakota South Dakota Nebraska Kansas Wyoming Texas Oklahoma Mississippi Florida Hawaii North Carolina South Carolina Nevada Oregon Washington Idaho Georgia Wisconsin Louisiana Utah Virginia West Virginia Ohio Indiana Iowa Montana Missouri Minnesota Michigan New Mexico Tennessee Kentucky Rhode Island [Did it without any help! Took a while though x) ]

68. Favorite school subject? Modern World Conflicts, Woods Shop, World History, Criminal Law and Procedures

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Ambivert [Both]

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Lol nope

71. What makes you nervous? Driving, I hate it

72. Are you scared of the dark? No, but when I was little I was. I used to think a demon lived in the corner of my room and I refused to sleep in there for a month x)

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? yes, all the time. It’s a flaw of mine, I get it from my dad and my mom hates it.

74. Are you ticklish? Sometimes, it all depends on my mood

75. Have you ever started a rumor? No, I’m not a twelve year old girl

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Does babysitting my little brother count?

77. Have you ever drank underage? Nah bro

78. Have you ever done drugs? Nah bro

79. Who was your first real crush? My best friend in eighth grade

80. How many piercings do you have? I used to have my ears pierced when I was little, but I didn’t like it so my mom let it close up. Then I got them re-pierced in middle school and by the end I decided I didn’t like it and let them close up again and I haven’t pierced anything since. So technically none?

81. Can you roll your Rs? Yes. I’m learning to speak Russian and it’s pretty much mandatory to roll them. I’ve gotten really good at it though!

82. How fast can you type? Really fast. My friend calls me a texting wizard, I can type completely grammatically correct paragraphs in seconds.

83. How fast can you run? I’m alright. One of the fastest runners in my PE class but that’s because it’s made up of a bunch of lazy people

84. What color is your hair? It’s dirty blond with mossy green fringe [I changed the color since last time I talked about my hair]

85. What color are your eyes? Dark blueish green

86. What are you allergic to? Nothing boi!

87. Do you keep a journal? Nah bro

88. What do your parents do? My dad is a manager at a construction company where he surveys roadwork projects and estimates prices and costs. My mom does payroll for an international metal working and steel production company.

89. Do you like your age? Yeah boi

90. What makes you angry? Hypocrisy in politics, man

91. Do you like your own name? No, it’s too feminine for my taste. I’ve been debating changing my name when I get older. Nothing too drastic though, something that would start with the same first letter and similar to my original name so my parents aren’t too weirded out.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Boy: Alexei Michael Kai Girl: Shiera [Sh-EYE-err-ah; emphasis on EYE], I haven’t thought about other girl names, I’m too in love with that one.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I don’t care, I don’t really want kids.

94. What are you strengths? Public speaking and delving deep into research on a topic I love and want to learn about

95. What are your weaknesses? Laziness and procrastination

96. How did you get your name? From a TV show, apparently my parents really liked the name of one of the characters [And one of their name options for me was Anakin lmao]

97. Were your ancestors royalty? No but a great great uncle of mine was the first millionaire in Florida!

98. Color of your room? It’s white right now, it was white when we moved here, we never got around to painting it, and now we’re moving again.

99. Color of your bedspread? Black, red, different shades of gray, and white