Awesomely Boring

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

I really hate when you say a person is talented and some self satisfied dip goes "Talent is a myth!! There's only hard work!" Some of us have a fucking debuff on brain function, you pedant. Hard work goes further for some people in certain areas and it's fucking fine to celebrate it.

you have a talent for word policing — I mean,, you must put a lot of work into being this annoying ☺️

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.