[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

Can I come over and be really disappointing

please dont forget that its never too late to lez out

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

the sign in button?

It's like i told you, HONEY

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose