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This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea
hot new brain workout

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sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and iâm like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down
this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard
If this little book should see the light after its 100 years of entombment, I would like its readers to know that the author was a lover of her own sex and devoted the best years of her life in striving for the political equality and social and moral elevation of women.
âThe Great Geysers of Californiaâ by Laura De Force Gordon, 1879, unearthed from a 100-year-old time capsule in San Francisco, 1979.
âWouldnât it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are.â
Gordon Bowsher to Gilbert Bradley, 1940s
So to catch you up to speed
Luigi Mangione is an innocent man who has not been confirmed to have been involved in any crime.
We have police documents confirming he was not DNA tested or fingerprinted, and confirmation no usable DNA or fingerprints were recovered at the crime scene due to incomplete prints and immense DNA contamination of New Yorks streets.
No evidence has linked him to the crime.
No facial recognition has even remotely come close to identifying the cctv suspects face as that of Luigi. His own family and friends do not see a resemblance. Most people agree the features in the cctv do not match the very well documented features of Luigi Mangione.
Luigi Mangione has no history of violence nor with firearms. He is a vegan pacifist with no history of mental illness and an aversion to killing even bugs.
He is still only a SUSPECT and all involvement in any crimes are merely ALLEGED at this time. Alleged by the most corrupt police force in the entire nation; the NYPD who do more organized crime than they've ever stopped.
Luigi Mangione's attorneys confirmed they have been shown absolutely nothing that even places Luigi at the scene of the crime.
People have repeatedly tried to recreate the entire timeline of events and found it is not physically possible to do what was alleged in the time frame police gave. Especially dubious for Luigi Mangione to have done given his recent, crippling back injury.
Luigi Mangione in his own words has said police planted evidence on him and are not being honest about his arrest or what he had on him at the time.
There is no body cam footage of Luigi's arrest.
There is no autopsy report for Brian Thompson.
Luigi has so far been:
Stripped of his hat, jacket and shoes and forced to walk in the cold in December wearing wet socks.
Forced to urinate on himself where police then took and published humiliation photos of him.
He was then stripped of his shirt pants and socks and put in a blue psychiatric gown and strapped to a chair inmates called "the torture chair" and left for prolonged periods of time. To the point the entire inmate population at the prison protested in anger.
He was slammed unto a brick wall, choked, and shoved by various police officers for no reason.
Was marched through nyc at gunpoint by officers with military firearms, forced to wear chains
Was called a murderer by the mayor of NYC on national television.
Was then placed in solitary confinement for weeks. Something extremely damaging psychologically to be exposed to for even just a few days. Something usually reserved for cannibals.
He is now being forced to sleep on the floor despite again, a crippling back injury.
Again, he has not even had trial yet. He is an innocent man by the very definition of the law. He has nothing tying him to any crime. And even the crime itself was a nobody being shot in a city where nobodies are shot everyday, seven days a week. And those shooters don't get this treatment. Cannibals don't get this treatment. Serial killers don't get this treatment. Why are they doing this? Because we entered an oligarchy and they want people who are rich to matter more than people who are not. The NO ONE, no name, insignificant person that Brian THOMPSON always was and WILL ALWAYS BE is more important because of his net worth, to the fascist oligarchy we've entered into, than the innocent man, data scientist and robotics engineer with a promising future that is Luigi Mangione.
The NYPD doesn't want him to be innocent. They are torturing him gleefully and postponing his trial because they know he's innocent. They just want to scare the public into understanding that the ultra rich, even those who's names will never be remembered as anything other than markings on a never visited tombstone, are the only persons who matter now. Not yours. Never yours. You're poor. They'll torture you without a trial too. Your life means nothing to them. Your children dying in school shootings means nothing to them. Pinning a crime on an innocent man they can beat to scare the public out of class consciousness is the only thing that matters to them now. Depose them.
Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
How well suited are you for your new role?
Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(
Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work
Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse
Okay, I can work with this!
I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE
my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said âmight as well see if it works.â I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if youâre a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this
Yo this is such good info to have
Cheers Americans, have fun with this one
Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT
just learned that magnolias are so old that theyâre pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
Bee Orchid
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:
Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.
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First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
ID: screenshot of the first paragraph from the American Forests article linked by @sepdet that reads âWarning: Reading this article may cause a whiplash-inducing paradigm shift. You will no longer view wild areas the same way. Your concepts of "pristine wilderness" and "the balance of nature" will be forever compromised. You may even start to see ghosts.â End ID
What was your first manga? (that you buy or borrow (new or used - dosen't matter)
One Piece
Chainsaw man
Jujutsu Kaisen
Yu Yu Hakusho
Dungeon Meshi
My Hero Academia
Spy x Family
Black Clover
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Something else (comment)
knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to âhow do i knitâ, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the worldâs shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
two things iâm noticing in the notes:
1. every artist/crafter/cook agreeing that influencers in their communities also pull shit like this
2. ppl shouting out their fav old lady tutorials and being like âi would die for u dianeâ
everyone in the notes was being super lovely and dropping their fav tutorials/crafters, so i made a list of some of them (sorry if i missed any!):
Joanneâs web (knitting and crochet)
Knitting with Suzanne Bryan (knitting)
EliZZa (German knitting community)
Jane Loures (cooking)
Happy Berry Crochet (crochet)
Sue Ripsch (chainmaille jewelry)
SeaLemonDIY (book binding)
FourKeysBookArts (book binding)
sheilasknittingtipsandtricks
VeryPinkKnits (several recs for this!)
Mick Grewcock (bow making)
Mrs Nadelspiel (knitting)
Winwick Mums Knit n Natter (knitting Facebook group)
Cutsey Crafts (embroidery)
Twinsday (sewing)
Creative Grandma (crochet)
Das Bookbinding (bookbinding)
Yoyomax12 (baking)
Sharon B (doll repainting)
Nimbleneedles (knitting)
Chasing Sunraee (crochet)
Heindselmanâs Knit & Chasing Sunraee (crochet)
Heindselmanâs Knit & Gifts (Americaâs oldest knitshop)
Ivor Sorefingers (guitar)
Elly Everyday (overnight sourdough recipe)
K3n Slowstitch (stitching)
Miss Nancy/Nancy Zieman (PBS knitting episodes for free on youtube)
Roxanne Richardson (knitting)
Imamu Room Husbento (bento box making)
Nerdforge (bookbinding)
Jess Huff (amigurumi)
Nerdy Knitting (knitting)
Gayle Francis (crochet)
Bag-o-day Crochet (crochet)
Sewing with Nancy (sewing)
Felts by Philippa (felting)
Sowoolly (knitting)
Nadelspiel (knitting)
Lacefromireland (lace)
Bill Souza (yarn crafts for left handed folks)
and my personal fav that I just had to look up:
Glendalf, who made a tutorial for fixing a prius battery.
I personally love Sheep & Stitch on yt for the most basic of knitting btw
guess who made a wargame with thirteen thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine unit statblocks
trying to format it but it keeps crashing the word processor
hey uh. thirteen thousand? three zeroes?
seven hundred and ninety-nine yeah
two questions real quick:
how?
how?
hey you know how there's a lot of funko pops
i do, yes
06 Stormtrooper Conan (Rubbish type) Bloodthirst-4 Egregiousness-7 Instability-8 Phrenology-4 Charisma-8 Existential Dread-8 Melee: I deal Pressure damage equal to double my Existential Dread to an enemy within 2". Ranged: I deal Pressure damage equal to my Charisma to an enemy within 19". Passive: As long as I have the highest Instability in the battle, my melee attacks deal +5 Pressure damage. Trigger: Whenever a Pop!batant with lower Existential Dread than me deals damage, I get +1 Charisma permanently.
The Ultimate Pop!batant War Game
it's here.
I thought this was a bit and
I'm here for this. Incredible.
I keep trying to type up some funny comment about this but I'm simply dumbfounded. Good job on the game design @rathayibacter this rules so much
Assuming my text editor's metrics are accurate, this game is 878 921 words in length. Exactly eight hundred of those words comprise the rules in their entirety; the other 878 121 words are the stat blocks.
(via @everyluxoziatonce)
im pretty sure there's not yet a way to emulate tearing gouges out of a funko pop with a box cutter in TTS
the keyword here of course being yet. give me somewhere between two weeks and twenty-five years

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Out of Touch
itâs Out Of Touch Leap Day! you wonât be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can
what is a hotdog
taco
sandwich
what is this stupid ass question anyways?
if i asked somebody for a sandwich or taco
and they bring me a fucking hotdog
im going to be upset
its neither
why the fuck do people act like its one of the two its just neither
fucking god
poptart
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you
Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist

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what the fuck is âdark academiaâ
if weâre talking ttrpg alternatives cuz of wotc bs iâm never ever going to stop recommending the kids on bikes family
kids on bikes setting is very 1980s kids investigating strange town things (think stranger things! et!!) and is such an easy to learn system and creates such wonderful storytelling opportunities. itâs my favorite rpg to run (i have a lot abt my kob campaign here lol) and i think is one of the best ttrpgs i have ever, ever played. you can play with super fun tropes like the nerdy kid or jock or popular kid and the prepared adventures are great!!
& teens in space and kids on brooms follow p much the same structure but w their own twists to fit the settings :] theyâre great games!!
if youâre a d20 fan youâll recognize kids on brooms is the system that misfits & magic uses, and if you want live action play of kids on bikes i cannot recommend kollok 1991 enough !!
like yanno if u want MORE options frm what a lot of ppl share
(also in a similar vein will plug tales from the loop, an alternative nuclear scandinavian set in the 80s-90s with the pcs also being kids/teens, with beautiful art from simon stĂĽlenhag!!)