S N A I L !

I’m going to sleep alone tonight… because I’m mature…

But I went to the upstairs after a few minutes…

A cat I met in the woods yesterday

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[ commissions ]

might be the rawest line in undertale imo it hits so hard

Context for twilling

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

behold

he says he's gonna wear it to work

I played myself

Turned out pretty

holographic envelopes are neat

☆ ☆ ☆

always doing something annoying

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid