people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about
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people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about
like this
You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

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One of the craziest things I’ve ever photographed! Maui, Hawaii
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Yet another reason to work out:
CPR is fucking exhausting and you can do a better job providing CPR and other basic life supports if you have more cardio endurance and strength.
literally how am i supposed to react to this email my mom sent my entire family
[Image ID: Notification reading: (blocked out) @/ gmail.com has invited you to edit the following spreadsheet: Dibs on Mom’s Stuff (after she’s dead). Note reads: Well at least two of my children, who shale remain nameless but we all know who you are, have expressed to me that they would like to be recipients of certain of my possessions after I die. I am confident that these things are not so compelling that you are willing to send me to an early grave, or whatever the cheapest and greenest legal way to dispose of my body is, but please have some kind of mass for me because I am still Catholic. /End ID]
what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession, which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

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i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME
THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh
also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
well personally i love the star wars eucharistic prayer >:(
To my non-Episcopalians: when we do communion, we have two rites to choose from for prayer, and each rite has 4 main prayer outlines to read from. Rite 2, prayer 3 of the thanksgiving said before the Eucharist is often called the 'Star Wars prayer' because it mentions space and the universe —since, ya know, God is the King of all of it —and vaguely alludes to evolution. Episcopalians are known for being real big on science and God coexisting together. Climate change is often discussed openly in our churches, as is evolution. We are the science girlies 🪐.
Anyways, rite 2:3 mentions space a lot, and non-Episcopalians love to make fun of it:
God of all power, Ruler of the Universe, you are worthy of glory and praise. Glory to you for ever and ever. At your command all things came to be: the vast expanse of interstellar space, galaxies, suns, the planets in their courses, and this fragile earth, our island home. By your will they were created and have their being. From the primal elements you brought forth the human race, and blessed us with memory, reason, and skill. You made us the rulers of creation. But we turned against you, and betrayed your trust; and we turned against one another. Have mercy, Lord, for we are sinners in your sight. Again and again, you called us to return. Through prophets and sages you revealed your righteous Law. And in the fullness of time you sent your only Son, born of a woman, to fulfill your Law, to open for us the way of freedom and peace. By his blood, he reconciled us. By his wounds, we are healed. And therefore we praise you, joining with the heavenly chorus, with prophets, apostles, and martyrs, and with all those in every generation who have looked to you in hope, to proclaim with them your glory, in their unending hymn:
This is a wonderful way to start the Eucharistic thanksgiving, thank you very much! Space is cool! God made it, and He made it to be cool!! And I think, deep down, you know how cool the star wars prayer is, too. Y'all all just hate fun >:(((
Well, at least I'm pet sitting overnight from this evening through Wednesday for a client that has good AC. Another client's dog kept trying to lunge at other dogs to play and slipped halfway out of his harness and caused a medium bad friction burn on my fingers. Good AC will be the only thing that'll guarantee me fairly decent sleep for the first day or two of dealing with this burn.
I would not have survived a pre AC world– which is why dealing with The AC Tyrant ™ makes me livid. IDGAF that "it's not summer 'enough' yet" the house is 80°F and humid, I can't fucking sleep in these conditions and I have Summer seasonal affective disorder which makes this all worse 🤬

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if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.
”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
they look like a polycule of parents telling you to not stay up too late and that they'll be back at around eleven
As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

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two spirit is not a "native version" of anything
its not a "native version of nonbinary" or a "native version of bigender"
thats not what it means, that’s not what it’s ever meant
two spirit is an pan-tribal term coined by indigenous people in 1990, for indigenous people, to replace the term berdache, an offensive term that white settlers applied to indigenous people that fell outside of the western lens of gender and sexuality
two spirit isnt a "native version of nonbinary" because two spirit doesnt inherently mean someone is nonbinary. some of us are, but so many two spirited people arent. many people in our community also choose specifically not to label themselves with terms like nonbinary, gay, bisexual, etc, and solely use two spirit or another term from their tribe or language
we can be anything and everything and nothing you've ever imagined
to say its a "native version of nonbinary" is not just inaccurate, it's a complete erasure of a massive part of our community
might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????
banger tags after bager tags on this post fellas
How to explain to people that the harmful part of addiction is the harmful patterns of compulsive behavior and not the parts that feel good?