princess of the kissy queendom

discord going down right when i get off work is sort of like pulling the fainting couch away from a swooning proper lady at the last second

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

yaoi is NOT REAL and men DO NOT EXIST

pulling down a girl's panties to go down on her, lightly touching her circumcision scar "I'm sorry I wasn't there to protect you..."

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Today, August 7, is Bandcamp Friday, so you know what that means!! It's time to jack off repeatedly until you pass out from exhaustion and deep, deep shame

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

have a bunny kiss them for luck. got it

all women get more sadistic NOWW!!!!!

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing