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i know its 2018 but ghost by mystery skulls still slaps

It really do

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kathisofy

slydilustrous

2000’s Anime

reposefultube

That’s 2010’s

This is 2000’s

tariqah

I actually hate this post

zhujieqiong

if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out

windvain

@gradient

zmastercommander

I did not no these were a thing omg!

byebyebriar

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth:

Fire:

Air:

viperbranium

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

buttsputnik

They’re gonna meet in the middle

phantomavenger

In the middle they will find the avatar, master of all elements and the force:

helthehatter

I REBLOGGED BEFORE BUT IT GOT BETTER

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

unclebeanbag

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.

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books-in-order

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

sentient-carrot

This is the only football thing that matters

mellalyss

joepublic

soul--sooking-deactivated201408

Ultimate goal.

beardnazi-deactivated20150403

roseanne and dan are the best

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

Good news bad news best news

The good news:

I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:

The last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

I am the anime now

gitarooman-deactivated20150126

fuuuck

kemonodream

Hell yeah!

thegoodchaos

Wow, you are like at least 5 characters I know.

zmastercommander

I found it a gfain yayyyyy

lunarbaboon

New comic on Webtoons about staying! http://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/lunarbaboon/ep-257-stay-/viewer?title_no=523&episode_no=258

zmastercommander

My heart just broke

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dajo42

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

maneth985

luxgalador

This post was good but then it got better

celticshenanigans

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

complete-in-ix-deactivated20230

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170

This has improved since last I reblogged.

tinierpurplefishes

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

shadesofmauve

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

king-joaquin

recklesscloudz-deactivated20230

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

nudiemuse

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

timaeustestifieds

reblobbed

justthefangirl

seriously have nothing to lose

sherlysthougths

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

imsuchacapricorn

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

sxvsxde-blog

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

muscovado-sugar

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

niuniente

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

doveclove

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

districtdollface-deactivated201

Amen

deenadolly-deactivated20150921

Reblobbed.

breelandwalker

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

lux-obscura

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

lux-obscura

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.

urproblematiccfav

Amen

ogcomplexsugar-deactivated20180

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

dunkinhoenuts

holy shit this post is magical???? and i really need it to work for me????? please universe i really need $$$$ right now

dunkinhoenuts

I NEED MONEY SO BAD P L E A S E !!!!!!!!!!!

zmastercommander

plz

triforce-princess

i thought i knew this game, but no, no i dont

zmastercommander

oh my god

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

bittythemagpiedragon-blog

JDNXHSBSBF

hotshotriot

I T ‘ S B A C K

99-cent-arizona-tea

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

kainanh

Wendy is most definitely a smug anime girl.

yimra-deactivated20250209

The internet never stops being amazing

zmastercommander

WHO IS THIS SASSY LOST CHILD

#wendy #wendys

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