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every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’
Every time they do WHAT
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theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names
anyway animal rights activism will be inherently disingenuous and indeed actively harmful unless y’all recognize that 1) not every country has industrialized the consumption of meat to the extent that the west has 2) you absolutely need to prioritize human beings over animals given that basic humanity isn’t even afforded to a large fucking portion of the human population 3) your experiences are not universal and humans have been living off the land sustainably for literal millenia 4) capitalism is your enemy not poor people & people of color 5) stop fucking making slavery/holocaust anaologies. those are actual human beings. thanks
What animals need is welfare, not rights, and not every captive animal is being abused

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i guess the best i can hope for is that i somehow did just fall randomly while sitting on my bed and hit my head and that’s why i woke up after 20 minutes feeling like 6 years had passed and not remembering my own name
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mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean
water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea
what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic
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Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.
Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.
Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.
Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.
I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.
Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.
Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror.
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Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?
Megan
—Honor roll student
— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience
— 1st chair clarinet player
— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician
Sandy
—Star high school Athlete
—Plays Volleyball and Basketball
—Recommended by neighbors
—Gold Award Girl Scout
Rasputin
—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.
— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets
— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism
— Might have sex with your wife

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what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other
the greatest long con in history is Travis Willingham making Fjord’s accent a copy of Vandren’s voice. not only is it a beautiful and heartbreaking character choice that really makes Fjord a great, complex character, but it also means
Matt Mercer is eventually going to play Vandren with that voice
Matt Mercer gonna have to come on camera and use a deep-fried southern drawl and you know what that’s gonna sound like
you already know what that’s gonna sound like
I talk a lot of shit about this website, and don’t get me wrong, it deserves all of it, but I’ve been on here for six years, and over that time I’ve met a lot of really great people who changed my life for the better in ways big and small. So if we’re friends on here, or we used to be and drifted apart, or if you just fuck with my presence generally: thanks. If this website just fucking collapses this coming Monday, y’all are awesome, and I wish you well.
Student facing an Animation teacher who’s about to watch a McElroy animatic for the 479th time this year: so I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of them, but for my project
animation teacher to a room full of gen zs: so you’re telling me none of you are familiar with homestar runner

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cast fat people in normal roles that do not revolve around being fat/ridiculed, I dare you
Is there anything they can’t blame on women, I wonder