Fool Of A Took

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

The convergence 

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

lucky bastard, my mind car broke down, now i'm stuck on the train of thought