Meow.

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

What?

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs