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Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I donāt think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.
Steve Rogers is a good boy and I will swing on those who say he would commit ANY crime no matter how small
He literally committed a felony in the first 10 minutes of CATFA.
One of the reasons I love Steve Rogers is because heās always a slut for treason.
Steve Rogers would never commit petty crimes because heĀ onlyĀ commits capital crimes
Steve Rogers would totally commit petty crimes if he thought the law was unjust. Watch Steve Rogers remove anti-homeless bars. Watch a Steve Rogers give out food for free that was supposed to be thrown away. Watch Steve Rogers be in a park open āfrom dawn to duskā after dark because āitās a stupid fucking rule, Buck.ā
Steve Roger hasnāt been putting theĀ āriotā inĀ āpatriotā for yāall to call him a lawful good
carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?
Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life
Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life
also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain calledĀ āsex thanosā who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that thereās even more people and the populations get even bigger and heās the bane of normal thanosās existenceĀ
also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powersĀ
EA may have backed out of holding a traditional press conference this year, but Iād never cut corners with MY E3 content.
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thoughts on dark!percy?
I used to be super super into it. Like āI was one the blogs that popped up when you searched for itā into it. LikeĀ āI have this extensive tag for itā into it.
But over the last couple of years, I donāt quite think it means the same thing anymore.Ā
For me at least, I used the tag to define hisĀ ādarkerā moments in canon. (i.e. the moments when he showed how cunning or manipulative or smart or scary powerful he was. Or the moments that he displayed moral ambiguity.)
Now I feel its been flanderdized⦠like its been exaggerated into this evil!Percy thing or this mean!Percy thing. (And if thats your thing, by all means you do you) but I just didnāt see the tag that way. Or maybe the tag was always like that and I didnāt realize it lmao.
So if youāre asking if Iām into Percy being scary powerful and his cunning tendencies, then hell yeah Iām still all for it. Like the linesĀ āHe didnāt want to stop. He wanted to choke this goddess. He wanted to watch her drown in her own poison. He wanted to see just how much misery Misery could take.āĀ I am ALL here for. Sign me the fuck up. Percy is vindictive and will take it the next level when someone he cares about is threatened. (His fatal flaw)
But its a fine line and once its start tipping intoĀ āPercy enjoys being assholeā or people start taking this one aspect of his character and making it the only trait he has, Iām just⦠not a fan. Itās like its gone from one extreme to another: āPercy is a just a goofball that is dumber than a bag of rocks!ā toĀ āPercy can and will literally destroy cities omfgā
There is only one source of wax- Earwax. You may be thinking, āThatās not true, thereās also Beeās Wax,ā but this is in error, as Beeās Wax comes from their tiny Bee ears.
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Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)
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no ~professional comedy~ will ever be as funny as that scene in killing eve where villanelleās like āwhatās your phone password?ā and eveās like ā1ā¦2ā¦.3ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦4ā w one single tear rolling down her cheek
remember the wayside school books those were fucked up
remember that one chapter where a new student came to the class and was wearing like 10 different raincoats and the teacher kept making him take off the raincoats one by one until they got down to the final layer and it was just a dead rat
some other truly exceptional Wayside moments:
-Paul keeps pulling Leslieās pigtails so he gets sent to the counsellorās office. The counsellor is a hypnotist named Doctor Pickell, and he hypnotizes Paul into thinking Leslieās pigtails are snakes. Because heās a troll, he also hypnotizes Paul into believing Leslieās ears are delicious candy whenever Leslie says the word āpencilā.
-The class is taken over by the son of hated ex-teacher Mrs. Gorf. Because they killed his mom he uses his superpower of stealing peopleās voices to steal their voices and call their parents to say how much each individual student hates their family. The students are forced to listen in silence, crying. (They are saved by the cafeteria lady.)
-Benjamin is too nervous and awkward to correct Mrs Jewls when she gets his name wrong, so he goes by āMark Millerā for months. He finally says his real name to a substitute teacher. Everyone thinks itās a great prank and also go by Benjamin for the whole day, including the teacher.
-Louis the yard teacher falls in love with substitute teacher Miss Nogard. She has a third ear on top of her head that allows her to listen to peopleās thoughts.
-Joe is the only student to order the potato salad one day. The face he draws in it looks like Mrs. Gorf and she nearly turns Joe into an apple.
-Because Wayside School is 30 stories high, they installed elevators. One only went up and the other only went down, so they got used once and never again.
-Allison gets stuck on the 19th story, which doesnāt exist. Nobody else can see, hear, or remember her. The 19th chapter is three chapters long.
My favorite genre of childrenās story is āThis would be horror if the characters were adultsā
Who was Adam Youngās infernal mother???? Ā Like was there some demoness who got a really important job or did Satan go to some random human woman likeĀ āhey wanna be the evil Mother Mary?ā?? Ā Or did he create Adam by likeā¦.budding or something?
yeah iāve been thinking about it a lot too
Whatās your fucking problem??
If you donāt like his music, you donāt have to listen.
oh. Ā oh my god. Ā Iām so sorry
I 100% canāt tell if youāre joking or not but weāre not talking about Adam Young the American singer and songwriter behind Owl City
Weāre talking about Adam Young the fictional antichrist from the 1990 British absurdist comedy novel Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry PratchettĀ
Isnāt this the same kind of mistake the Nuns made?
This is still my favorite interaction on any Good Omens post Iāve made because it makes me wonder how many other poor confused Owl City fans have stumbled onto Good Omens posts about Adam Young but have been too tactful to say anything
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaksĀ
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it isĀ
the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits
company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration
the law: You must pay them this and no less.
company: I shall pay them that and no more.
The law: you have to pay your employees
Company: then weāll replace them all with interns
The law: you gotta increase wages
Company: weāll cut hours
the law: you have to give raises
company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents
the law: employees have rights
company: around here we call them āindependent contractorsā
I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.
Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE
Many states in the US wont allow you to unionize
Many employers use at-will contracts to make it difficult to unionize. Some states also have āright to workā laws that mean Unions canāt for their members to go on strike, strikes have to be voluntary.
But your right to unionize in the US is protected at the federal level. If someone has been telling you that youāre not allowed, theyāre lying to you, to try to keep you from exercising those rights.
That said, unionizing can be difficult, especially if youāre trapped in an at-will situation. There is no one-size-fits all solution. And if thereās not a local or state union for your particular field already, then a lot of the time youāre going to feel like thereās no options. No one to turn to for advice or assistance with unionizing your particular workplace.
But there is an organization with dozens of local, state, and national level branches readily accessible and willing to help you figure out what solution is necessary for your state and your workplace, regardless of your field.
The IWW.
I canāt tell you how to unionize your workplace. I donāt know what your conditions are like, or what your stateās specific labor laws are.
But I can tell you that the first thing you should do is check if there already exists a national or state union for people working in your field. If there does, contact their nearest branch, and ask them how to join and how to get your workplace unionized. Youāre not the first person to ask, and youāre not the first person theyāve helped.
And if thereās not a union for your specific field already, then the general workers union, the IWW, is there to pick up that slack.
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me: *astral projects into your dream*
me: hey

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do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozartās a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks itās way more authentic