Pure of heart, broad of tiddy, dumb of ass

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

#my LIEGE#Ally said ‘fuck winning I wanna smoke in front of I think literally ALL of my bosses’#based

does anyone else think about how the versions of languages we speak rn will be considered archaic in the future + historians will translate our poetry into some new beautiful form + this is because everything goes on + on + on + on forever

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[ image ID: tags that read “it’s like how sheep have lanolin except it isn’t like that at all” /end ID ]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

that is a dinosaur

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

y'all need to watch this this pride month