Damn, that's crazy.

Wouldn't it be fucked up if something was farming humans for our kidney stones.

Is this about pearls?

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

The thing about grief is that if you are vocally honest about how it feels you sound like someone about to be involuntarily committed

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

My gender? It's fluid. My sexuality? It's also fluid. My body? Fluid as well. Mercury specifically. Side effects of hanging out with me may include tremors, mood swings or irritability, insomnia, loss of strength, muscle atrophy, headaches, improper nerve responses, muddy thinking, kidney damage, respiratory failure, and death

shoutout to asexual king jet siquliak for living right next to peter and juno for a full year while they were having what i can only assume was incredibly passionate and emotional gay sex

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

girl help they are making me do my job at work

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.