Annotatio Amoena

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

morrison ↓

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

My mam has a few of these, including Debatrify (remove a battery from something), and Hang a horse (hold your horses)

I'm gonna integrate Debatrify into my vocabulary now, seems a very cromulent word.

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat