el muchacho de los ojos tristes

i’m gonna lay in bed and fantasize about being groped now

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

rip Mad King Ashnard you would've loved nuclear weapons

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice