el muchacho de los ojos tristes

being detained for a succulent chinese meal... this is democracy manifest!

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

This feels like a second puberty of the mind I swear

........... THAT'S where the groan tube singing thing comes from?!??!?!

How to become normal under 48 hours

Generative AI and the artist discussion is such a distraction from AI’s military and police applications or its role in automating hiring discrimination.

Item: Banana Boots; -5 Friction on any terrain. While dangerous for the untrained, someone with high enough Dexterity can use them to pull some intricate footwork maneuvers.

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

every day this summer is going to feel like this i sense it in my uterus

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean