el muchacho de los ojos tristes

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

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my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

You ever see a character in a horror movie punch a ghost? NO and that’s why they never survive. You gotta hit ‘em with something they’re not expecting. Who’s tormenting who now son

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

Not sure why having a fat fetish is the equivalent of being satan. Saw a twt post making fun of fat art (again) and no other kink/fetish stuff ive seen has ever been so beaten into the ground then fat stuff has. They all preach fat positivity until it gets past a size they’re uncomfortable with (less then chubby) and then its gross and weird and youre promoting an unhealthy lifestyle. It all stems from fatphobia even tho these people would claim theyre not. Just pisses me off

okay but you’re absolutely right and if everyone (I mean fucking everyone) would work through their internalized fatphobia (which we aaaall have), we could *maybe* stand a chance at living our fat and happy lives without being demonized to oblivion (at the very least)

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians