a mythography of betrayed edens;

Just learned about history. Appalled

“Masc shortage” this, “top shortage” that, the clippers and the strap are right there whenever you wanna help balance the scales😌

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

im crying

YOU KNOW THE SONG