I AM HAPPY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME!

I put my phone in the fridge and now its really cold

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Salt E. Chippz has sent you a friend request

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.