Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

they're saying bloodletting is the new foreplay

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*