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Anybody have recipe recommendations for batch cooking that don't include soup? I love soup but my partner can't stand it so we've been struggling to find recipes we could make either ahead of time or in batches that we can freeze and warm up later?
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Apparently men hate when their girlfriends propose to them. I didnāt know that. Iām going to start encouraging it more. š Propose to the woman youāve been giving wife duties for 8 years and vaguely promising to marry or I will tell her to do it.
I have no intention of ever getting married. I donāt like marriage. This is something I would make clear at the beginning of a relationship instead of speaking of my girlfriend as my future wife and stringing her along while not wife-ing her up for a decade. I think there becomes a point where you deserve to be sat down and asked if you want to get married or if she should break up with you and find someone who actually wants to marry her. It is especially wild when these guys are willing to buy a house and have multiple children with their girl but are reluctant to marry her.
We do? You spoke to every single one of us and we said that? As a collective? We're a monolith? A hive mind? No individuals? We're all the same?
Iām a man too, bud. It never occurred to be that there were so many straight men who were obsessed with the patriarchal ownership aspect of proposing to a woman and would feel emasculated and disgusted if a woman proposed to them but they were dogpiling a woman who proposed to her boyfriend of several years. It also did not occur to me that there were a significant percentage of men who would feel uncomfortable if a woman proposed to them but they exist.
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Gƶbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr ę ę»”ęčØļ¼åå)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)
[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]
Me: They're probably dancing to some traditional folk music or something.
Me: *unmutes it*
Me: AH.
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I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.
and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.
surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.
oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours
went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
Happy Independence Day!
I hate how the advice for avoiding burnout is all "if you feel like everything is a chore you're making yourself do, you should rest and do things you want to do voluntarily :)" like the fuck you mean want to do. I don't want to cook a nice homemade meal, go outside to spend time in nature, make cutesy fun little crafts, read books, or do any of that shit. Those are also chores I make myself do. Self care is a chore. Either I am up and making myself do shit that I don't want to do because people are making me and I am supposed to, or it's phone in bed. There is no secret third thing.
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Saw something earlier referencing the children's art used in horror movies and such and like, my brain pivoted unexpectedly? Cause the post made a joke about a teens manga style art instead of the typical childrens crayon drawing scribbles.
Basically my brain went "actually why is it ALWAYS a super young kid who sees the supernatural spooky first?" And then I ended up at the other end of that spectrum. IE an elderly family member.
Cause I know the whole thing about kids being targets for the supernatural stuff is cause 'their souls are pure/innocent' or whatever. However, my brain did word association between 'untainted' and 'unseasoned' really quick there.
Cause I feel like someone who's lived a long life, been through lots of good times and bad, would make for a more interesting 'meal'?
And like, the psychological horror aspect of it? Off the charts. Elderly family member who moves in with their kid and grandkids because they can't safely live alone anymore.
Often viewed as a burden by many modern metrics. Is ignored by those living with them because of it. Adults (their kid &spouse) work, the kids (grandkids) are moody/bratty/young and don't want to spend their time with an elderly family member, would rather be with friends or online.
Someone who lives in the house but also somewhat haunts it. And then you get the supernatural shit going down. And well, they're elderly so what gets assumed is their mental state is deteriorating. And the progression for them from "something isn't right" to "maybe I AM going senile/losing myself/etc" to full on "something is wrong and it's me."
And as it ramps up you also have the escalation of friction between this elderly person and their younger family members. Because they're even MORE of a 'burden' and 'causing issues'. But obviously the family isn't going to kick them out, they're obviously on a decline health wise and that would be fucking wrong to do (and expensive).
So you have this elderly person, who already felt like an intruder into this home, and doesn't feel safe because *something* is happening, overhearing arguments about putting them in a care home or sending them to live with another family member (if applicable). And their grandkids casually remark on it all as proof of their advanced age and inevitable decline. Because kids can be casually cruel about growing old.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, the whole thing is not really hiding the whole feeling of being alienated and othered elderly people often experience. Especially when having to live with family members for medical reasons.
And then of course, importantly. Nobody ever realizes the supernatural angle. The elderly person eventually dies and all the problems occurring stop. And the family is grieving at the loss but also happy to no longer be dealing with the messes and such.
So it's left very open ended and unclear if this elderly person was actually being attacked by something supernatural or if they were in fact suffering a decline in mental health that caused them to experience all these things/unknowingly cause these problems.
Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)
jesus was yeast
Iām at 5 what about you?
fā¦fifteenā¦
26ā¦ but in my defense Iām allergic to one of them so really itās more like 25! And also some Iāve just never even tried so I donāt actually know how I feel about them.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: IāM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
Thatās a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics
happy pride
okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spockās in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or heāll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, heās also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesnāt die. but then spockās fiance (tāpring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the āblood lustā and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get whatās happening. and tāpring picks kirk to be her āchampionā in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he wonāt marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so heās like of course iāll do this fight if itāll help spock and then he gets told itās a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc heās killed his ābest friendā only to discover kirkās alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
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